The Glade 4.0

You know, in terms of the coming Zombie Apocalypse, we always talk about the best weapons, how to survive, etc. But, watching The Walking Dead the other night, I began to think - if I succumbed, what would I do? In other words, like in Dawn of the Dead, many zombies tried to re-live their every day lives, etc. I have a feeling I'd wander around downtown LA, taking the subway, getting lunch at a food court, etc. Probably would want a little fresh air at some point, might wander up into the mountains eventually. Just a thought.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I'd probably become immobile and a festering pile of rotting flesh in 72 to 96 hours.

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I thought you already had done that?

(I kid, I kid.)

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Sith Lord ... you're forgetting the Sith Lord part of Undead Sith Lord ...

I ain't no zombie ... yet, Woman.

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I guess that all depends on how much self-aware autonomy you might possess as a zombie.

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I'd use it as an excuse to do something I've always wanted.

I'd eat me some brains.

Downtown L.A. would be a food court... at least until it ran out of live humans. :p

I'd specialize in panhandlers.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I don't know Micheal, they're kind of gamey. I'd probably hang out in the nightclub district; I'd imagine you get many different exotic flavors that way.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Probably play some Nazi Zombies and kill my bretheren.

I would try to eat as many people as I could before Tallahassee killed me.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Oooh, I'd wear a kevlar-lined helmet.

LOL can you imagine if zombies always wore helmets? You'd be ****.

Hmm if I was a zombie...I would probably see how big a piece of intact zombie skin I could peel off of other zombies

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

If they can do this to an apple, imagine what you could do with a person!

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Sadly, I would do it to myself. I pick too much to resist that.

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Raell Kromwell

Have you ever got a sunburn and tried to do this when you start peeling like a snake?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Yes. I remember once I peeled off a chunk the size of my hand. My mother made me toss it when she saw it on my dresser.

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Raell Kromwell

Lol! I'd save it, too, at least for a while.

I pick at my lips when they chap sometimes, and when I was a kid, that was prime microscope material!

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

I peeled a piece off my belly, once , that I'm sure was bigger than yours, Raell...it was bigger than my hand! I saved it for a while, then it disappeared..my mom probably tossed my Guiness Book of World records chance

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

ALOL

I have pretty big hands Kirra.

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Raell Kromwell