The Glade 4.0

I'm a Milesian enforcer of treaties assigned to keep those who sprung from Danu where they were consigned long ago - in their holes. Our boyos will be along soon...

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I am an undercover police officer. I operate in the underground child porn industry....after I infiltrate the gang operation as a child porn star, I break out my nunchucks and beat all the bad guys up and bring the troops in to save the day.

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

No problem. It's my job. Hee hee.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Must be boring looking for people that do not exist. Faeries are not real, you superstitious freak!

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Get in your hole!

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

<----is actually Kaiser Soze.

As the creator of this thread and since I ALOLed, I declare Mr. Skee the thread winner.

You win a used wig and a book of carpet samples.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

I work for the RIAA Legal Department, monitoring boards, looking for people who publicly admit they are pirating music, building the case against them, then turning the bulldogs of copyright protection on them.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I run a washing service for breasts, we charge by the cup.

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I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil

I write jokes for Michael Sorrentino.

I'm just a mushroom...kept in the dark and fed BS all day!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I am the Kwisatz Haderach.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm the real Bob Sacamano.

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"It is true that democracy undermines freedom when voters believe they can live off of others' productivity, when they modify the commandment: 'Thou shalt not steal, except by majority vote.' The politics of plunder is no doubt destructive of both morality and the division of labor."

I am a grain of sand counter. I recently finished all the sand in the hour glass of the Wizard of Oz. I currently am working in the Sahara, but the wind continues to be a problem blowing the sand around, so I have to start over fairly often. My boss says when I'm finished and if I do a good job, I might be able to go count the beaches of Hawaii. However, this may take me awhile.

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"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."- Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky

Hey, I applied for that job, was offered it, but turned it down when I found out the insurance didn't cover flying monkey attacks.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones