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fumes of the cheap perfume emanating from The People of Wal-Mart and decided to rally up the Glade Forces, putting them in their short bus and headed to

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Moose's Pink Pony Ranch.

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"Mooses's Pink Pony Ranch?!", exclaimed Lex excitedly. "This is the perfect place where I can get in touch with this new feminine side of me I knew nothing about."

Knowing it was going to be a long ride on the short bus, LadyKate got out her guitar and started singing...

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Wheels on the short bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. All around the....
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At which point Lord Doom beat Trey Anastasio to death with Lady Kate's guitar.

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And LK got super-pissed and demanded that Khross replace her guitar with..

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His collection of hundred thousand dollar guitars which we have never heard of but I am sure exists and then LK...
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sold them and hired an army of mercenaries.
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The mercenaries were ordered to storm the pretty pink pony ranch but were instead dazzled by the prancing, bouncing and smiling animals so instead...

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The mercenaries became so taken with the pretty pink pony ranch residents that they whisked them off to their hidden top secret cave. Seeing an obvious opportunity, Stathol decided to purchase the Pink Pony Ranch and rename it The Rangers Glade Studfarm....

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But there were no studs to be found or pink disgusting prancing ponies because an Apocolyptic Zombie Invasion ate them all leaving putrid piles of silver pony blood and glitter all over the place. Needless to say, this kept Stathol busy as he was killing Zombies. He rode the last and strongest of pink male studs through the barn taking off Zombie heads with his bonking shovel for the other gladers. Being a true Range glader and in true glade ranger form.....

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at first hint of hunger he killed his own horse and ate it, continuing on foot. He always kept in mind the number one rule...
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Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you might have to go to the ER.

Since the Pink Pony Ranch was destroyed in the Zombie invasion, Stathol decided to build his own fortress, minecraft style, and recruited Gladers from far and wide to...

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...stack the thousands of little wooden blocks necessary to create a Minecraft-esque fortress.

Partway through this massive block stacking undertaking, Foamy's son who has a love of knocking over stacked block structures while others are trying to build them, did just that.

Oonagh took little Foamy away before Elmo could kidnap him and dress him up in a aviator's jacket and pretend that he was a pilot in Top Gun. Stathol, upset at this setback of his fortress construction project....

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...uttered the word "Kunark!", at which time he fell over and played dead. Meanwhile...

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Talya jumped on Stathol and beat him senseless, telling him to leave FD to the professionals.

Meanwhile... at the Hall of Doom. Arafys was drawing up plans for a new nefarious bicycle obstacle course with lots of...

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...goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla!!
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And holy sibilance, Batman! The Prancing Pink Pony of Feline Doom just showered this thread with snakes ...

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