The Glade 4.0

"Turn the lights down, the party just got wilder."
It is currently Sun Nov 24, 2024 12:24 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 10 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:02 pm 
Offline
Commence Primary Ignition
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:59 am
Posts: 15740
Location: Combat Information Center
Kirra wrote:
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you might have to go to the ER.


Truth.

I had something called atrial fibrilation at work about 0230 on Monday morning (Halloween, no less). We were working a group, and I suddenly realized my heart was pounding much more than it should have been, and then that it was hard to see. I started making my way back to my truck thinking I might be dehydrated, when I realized I couldn't breathe very well. I made it to the truck and turned it on so my partner could see where I was and called him on the radio. He sprinted a quarter mile back to the truck (props!) and took me to the hospital.

Once I got there and they figured out what was going on with me (when I first got to the ER they thought I had been shot) they gave me some sort of shot and a pill that got my heartbeat back to normal. I ended up staying in the hospital 2 more days, but fortunately the cardiologist says there's apparently nothing wrong with my heart and he can't explain why it happend. I'm on beta blockers and cholsterol pills and asprin for 6 months and can go back to work on Tuesday.

I did, however, thankfully, have clean underwear on.

_________________
"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:05 pm 
Offline
Home of the Whopper
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 am
Posts: 6098
Glad you are ok! And, props on the clean undies. Your mom should be proud.

_________________
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:07 pm 
Offline
Rihannsu Commander

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:31 am
Posts: 4709
Location: Cincinnati OH
underwear is overrated.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:09 pm 
Offline
Not a F'n Boy Scout
User avatar

Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:10 pm
Posts: 5202
Not me. Every time I go to the doctor, I like to drop a fresh turd in mine to give him something to work around, and to keep the conversation lively.

_________________
Quote:
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ezekiel 23:19-20 


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:41 pm 
Offline
Mountain Man
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:15 pm
Posts: 3374
Huh, glad you're OK, DE. I always figure that (a) I'm way less gross than any bomzh off the street can be, and (b) if I'm headed for the ER, I'm probably not gonna care if I have Polack underwear. (Sorry, kid's joke from the 60s. Not even sure if that's the right spelling of "Polack".)

_________________
This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:04 pm 
Offline
Home of the Whopper
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 am
Posts: 6098
Rynar wrote:
Not me. Every time I go to the doctor, I like to drop a fresh turd in mine to give him something to work around, and to keep the conversation lively.


That sounds so much like something George Carlin would have said.

_________________
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:20 pm 
Offline
Irish Princess
User avatar

Joined: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:55 am
Posts: 3679
Location: My Kingdom Come
TheRiov wrote:
underwear is overrated.



Trust me...Your clean underware is appreciated by ER staff..or if you want us to talk about you...then don't wear any :p

DE, so glad you are better! I'm glad u converted chemically rather than to have to be shocked!

Hugs)

Rynar, everytime you go to the doctor it's regarding that area of your body? You have hemorrhoids?

;) ;)

_________________
Quote:
Do ever want to just grab someone and say...WTF is wrong with you?


Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow


Vivere Senza Rimpianti


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:31 pm 
Offline
Bru's Sweetie

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 am
Posts: 2675
Location: San Jose, CA
Clean underwear FTW!

Glad you are doing okay DE.

_________________
"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:35 pm 
Offline
I got nothin.
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:15 pm
Posts: 11160
Location: Arafys, AKA El Müso Guapo!
Image

_________________
Image
Holy shitsnacks!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:47 pm 
Offline
The Reason
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:39 pm
Posts: 859
/Hugs DE

_________________
"None is more important, none more legitimate, than that of rendering the people safe as they are the
ultimate guardians of their own liberty."-
Thomas Jefferson

"Yeah, I'm rehearsing my poker face. I don't handle stupid well. *sigh*" - Farsky


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 10 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 251 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group