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This, I do not understand.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

What the ****? She took a bite out of a 4 year old and she's still teaching?

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The four year old probably bit her first.

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I'm not saying the little **** didn't deserve it(I mean, he's 4. He probably did all kinds of nasty things). But if a teacher loses her cool and resorts to biting, there's something wrong with the teachers. Open palm slap to the face would have been sufficient, I believe. Followed by detention or suspension for being a piece of **** 4 year old.

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"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

I was joking, Raltar.

Four year olds bite people on occasion. Adults shouldn't.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Their country - their rules. Here I would be amazed that a teacher who bit a kid kept her teaching credential, but hey, they're French. We rarely understand why they do things.

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Well, I don't entirely agree. Adults shouldn't bite other people's children....

When my son was almost 2 years old, I got tired of him biting me on the arm when I picked him up. So one day, I bit him back.
He never did it again.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Heh.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

Works with dogs, too.

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A thumb pressed firmly (no nail) works just fine for dogs. It is especially nice because they cannot bite you while you are doing it (they have an invuluntary reflex that forces them top open their mouths when you do it). I've never interacted with a dog I could not stop biting behavior since I learned this trick.

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Gorse

That's how my brother has taught his son to not bite.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Where do you press the thumb, Gorse? On their nose?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Works with dogs, too.[/quote]
In the "ha-ha, only serious" department, I either read a book or watched some TV show that was not far off this mark. If you watch a mother dog scold its puppies, it will "bite" across the bridge of the puppy's nose. You also see the "alpha" dog in an adult pack bite that way when it doesn't like something that its subordinate is doing. Apparently, mimicking this gesture is very effective at establishing dominance.

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Sorry about that, under their tongue / the bottom of the mouth. They tend to twist their head to get free then lick your thumb. The slow ones take two or three times.

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Gorse

In the "ha-ha, only serious" department, I either read a book or watched some TV show that was not far off this mark. If you watch a mother dog scold its puppies, it will "bite" across the bridge of the puppy's nose. You also see the "alpha" dog in an adult pack bite that way when it doesn't like something that its subordinate is doing. Apparently, mimicking this gesture is very effective at establishing dominance.[/quote]

I don't know if you ever read "Julie of the Wolves" (its a juvenile book, but was a good read) but it was about a girl who lived with wolves and they constantly mentioned biting on the nose to assert dominance.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I alpha'd my dog by picking her up a lot and occasionally sitting on her, I never had to bite her

Silly thing still thinks I'm stronger than her.

Yup. That's my secret, too. Also works with cats in a slightly different manner. When a cat is starting to get "bitey", I shove a finger down it's throat. Similar to the method described with dogs, it sometimes takes several applications but I usually end up with a cat that isn't terribly interested in putting it's mouth on me.

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