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Hopwin
 Post subject: Funny Lent
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:18 pm 
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For 40 days Catholics give up/sacrifice something.
Thread rules: post something funny to quit for lent. Example: I will stop leaving fake Bigfoot prints in West Virginia.

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I will stop killing zombies for lent.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones
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I'm going to stop making fun of other people's religion for lent.

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and for us Catholics who have a sense of humor...

I will give up complaining about Cleveland sports because hey next year is totally our year!

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I will stop immanentizing the eschaton.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
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I guess I could stop posting as Khross for 40 days.
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I will give up Lent for Lent.
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I will give up sobriety for Lent.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Give up Catholicism for Lent.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I will give up 'quitting things' for Lent.
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I have already given up smoking, I am not giving up my other vices or the bodies might start to pile up.

SO I will give up murder. Yea, I won't kill anyone.

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Hah Raell, you never considered it murder. It was always justice with you. Getting the vermin off the streets. Perhaps you should give up naming everyday things the Bat-thing. Really, the Batsaltshaker was pushing it a bit.

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Batman does not kill.

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But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I will give up using the word Jesus, and instead replace it with "Jesus", for Jesus.
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Good thing I am not Batman.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
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I will give up using destroyers whilst playing EVE for lent.

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I think Farsky wins.
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
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At a crowded bathroom stall, I will stop slowly, slowly, ever so slowly turning my head to face the guy next to me, giving him a wide-eyed creepy smile and saying, "Hi!" for Lent.

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I will give wondering what the next step in the unkempt Druids quest was.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
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Now that Lent is over ...

**** you, Lenas!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Lent
PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:29 pm 
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Numbuk wrote:
At a crowded bathroom stall, I will stop slowly, slowly, ever so slowly turning my head to face the guy next to me, giving him a wide-eyed creepy smile and saying, "Hi!" for Lent.


A crowded stall? One stall ... you frequent bathrooms where more than one person uses a single stall at the same time?

Give THAT up, please. It's creepy enough as it is!

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