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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:41 pm 
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Bored today, so I was mulling the perfect customized ringtones for the various contacts on my phone.

Suggestions welcome:

Optometrist: Doctor, My Eyes by Jackson Browne
My Ex-wife (living in El Paso): All My Ex's Live in Texas by George Strait
Mother: Mother & Child Reunion by Paul Simon- less happy with this one
Father:
Sister:
Brother: He Ain't Heavy, He's my Brother (Hollies or Neil Diamond) - less happy with this one
Dentist:
Doctor:
Pediatrician
Daughter: Father & Daughter by Paul Simon


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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2014 2:10 pm 
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Ex - harvester of sorrow is what I use.


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I don't think I could live with myself if I used songs for ringtones, so I don't think I have any advice to offer.

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Does your dentist call you enough to justify his own ringtone?


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I'm bored.


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Arathain, wraith win according to autocorrect, we've known TheRiov around here for awhile. Is there a reason he wouldn't be needing dental work on a regular basis? Me, I go at least 5 or 6 times a year. Going this afternoon.

Steve Martin's song from Little Shop of Horrors comes to mind for that one by the way.

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
I don't think I could live with myself if I used songs for ringtones, so I don't think I have any advice to offer.



Thank you sir, please have some +Internets!

The only good ringtone is no ringtone at all...

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I don't do the "different ringtones for different people" thing, but my ringtone is definitely different.
I use Dragostea Din Tei.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2014 1:30 pm 
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TheRiov wrote:
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Cavity Search by Weird Al duh :P

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Shelgeyr wrote:
I don't do the "different ringtones for different people" thing, but my ringtone is definitely different.
I use Dragostea Din Tei.

I had totally forgotten that was a thing that happened.


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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
I don't think I could live with myself if I used songs for ringtones, so I don't think I have any advice to offer.


Me too.

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The only selperate ring tone I use is for my wife: the Imperial March.

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My ringtone is Margaritaville...for everyone...and if I dont know your name or number I don't answer. Leave a message, if it's important I will call you back.

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My wife and I periodically change each other's ringtones and call when we know the other has a meeting or in public or something.

It can get very obnoxious, but it's entertaining.


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I don't change mine very often, but when I was partnered with a particularly dense and dumb sales rep I used this for him. It was the perfect heads-up that I was about to be joining a very annoying call.

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