There's this joke that starts sex is just like pizza...
If it doesn't come in thirty minutes it's free?
Best hot?
It involves a topping with delicious sausage?
Awesome but likely to make a mess?
Greasy & bad for you heart?
Great when shared with lots of friends?
It's round and it's flat and comes in slices?
Is best enjoyed on a table?
Can be savoured with utensils or one's two hands?
After it's done you feel terrible about what it's going to do to your line?
Even when it's bad, it's still kinda good?
And when it's good, it's great?
If you get it delivered to your house it costs more than if you just went out and got it?
You take it if it's free, even if it's not all that good?
Takes a while to make and you have to clean up afterward?
It's better than not having any at all?
Is often cheesy?
It's best if you make it with an Italian?
You need a cutting implement to slice things into manageable pieces?
You can dunk it in marinara sauce for added flavor?
Some like it round, some like it square, but the end result is something that gives you indigestion?
It comes with breadsticks and a big bottle of soda?
It's tasty, but you'll need some veggies to go with it?
Is a baked good?
It's even better when it's cold the next morning?
It's awesome when you first have it but probably not worth all the possible complications?
It tends to get stale after a while?
Stains the sheets if you're not careful having it in bed?
Seems like a great idea to have it with porn on the television, but really isn't?
Can give you bad breath if you have it certain ways?
Some people like it more the morning after?
Terrible with caramel sauce?
May contain semen, but better without it?
Gets a bit greasy if you have it in the middle of a pile of naked bodies?
Some people like it with extra cheese?
Fresh is always better than frozen?
Some people like it both with sausage and without?
Observe. That was the wrong page to read after enjoying some pizza with my brother.
After you're through the whole thing you couldn't possibly have another for an extended period of time?
It's always better with coke?
C.C. teases you with it?
It can cause people to become Metaphorgotten if thought about too long? (Hey, it actually IS like pizza that way...)
A great snack to enjoy while browsing this site?
You shouldn't expect the quality to be very high when purchasing it from a man in a mouse costume next to a ball pit?
You'll be popular if you bring some to a men's college dorm?
It can be enjoyed in a variety of locations?
It is often accompanied by excessive alcohol consumption?
It's great at parties or for your birthday?
You'll probably regret having it later?
You get it from the delivery boy?
I had it with my girlfriend last night?
It doesn't scream when you put it in the oven?
Oh for the love of Pete, enough. Yeesh.
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