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Jorts?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:57 pm 
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Yay or nay?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:04 pm 
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short jorts for woman yes.
jorts for men... not my thing.. so no.


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What the **** are jorts?

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Jean shorts, Daisy Dukes length, but hemmed.

I don't really see the attraction, especially for men.

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Where's a good pic of Tobias when you need one?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:48 pm 
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They only look good on long legs..which of course, I don't have :p so my stubby legs voted No!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:56 pm 
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A few images, apparently some are longer than Daisy's

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You would wear them if you looked like this

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or this
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But hopefully not like this

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I confess that I had jorts...


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:49 pm 
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Course you do Lydiaa, you have the legs for them!

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Aww thanks hun... personally I believe your frame could pull it off too... I need to introduce you to my closet of 4 inch heels...


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:09 am 
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Micheal wrote:
A few images, apparently some are longer than Daisy's

You would wear them if you looked like this

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How did you get a picture of The Todd on his houseboat?

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Googled Jorts Images, rather easily actually.

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Lydiaa wrote:
Aww thanks hun... personally I believe your frame could pull it off too... I need to introduce you to my closet of 4 inch heels...


4 inch heels? Wow..I would prolly fall and break something Lydiaa lol

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Jorts...NO WAY. They are so cheesy and ugly.

And, totally lame.


short cut jean shorts on a girl, though..totally different story :o

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Jorts, ok, that's a new one, never heard them called that before, people around here simply call them shorts, and most of the time people wear shorts around they are jean shorts, I thing I only even own one pair of shorts than aren't jeans shorts, and I never wear them.


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The Short Jorts for men isn't what I had in mind, just Jorts in general. When dudes are defending their jorts, I usually imagine Fubu or Rocawear blinged out type knee length "board" jorts.

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That last image in Micheal's post should be grounds for a 30 day suspension. The small warning was not nearly enough.


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Never heard of jorts but some of the chicks in Michael's post are bangin' so I don't see how they can be bad. Voted yay.

Guys wear those?


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Never heard the term "Jorts".
Cut-offs, yes. (for the ladies).


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:52 pm 
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The very first pic in Micheal's post is going to give me nightmares.

What do you even call that hairstyle? UltraMullet? Over9000Mullet?

Regardless, it seems like jorts are just any kind of jean short, unless we're talking daisy dukes, which of course are called daisy dukes. Yes for the hot ladies, no for everyone else.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:37 pm 
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Kirra wrote:
4 inch heels? Wow..I would prolly fall and break something Lydiaa lol


You just need to get use to them, they make your legs look awesome!

I voted yes, I have finally bought a pair this christmas.


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Jeans are not my thing at all, of any length...

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