The Glade 4.0

So let's say you live in Nazareth, Pennsylvania...




and you love cheese.....





so you decide to open a cheese shop......






and call it Cheeses of Nazareth!


(sorry, hubby made me do it )

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Oh my goodness....

http://www.darrenbarefoot.com/archives/2004/01/cheeses-of-nazareth.html





It's ok. I'm quite sure that God has a sense of humor.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

OMG!! He conned me!! He told me he just thought of it and said to tell my friends!! I know a hubby that's gonna get smacked tonight!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Hahahahaha!! Google is certainly putting a damper on a man's ability to impress a woman with his "original" jokes!!
Seriously though, maybe he came up with it on his own and didn't know someone else had already thought of it.
When I was in 5th grade I invented toothpaste that comes out of a soap dispenser....but then someone told me it had already been invented and they had some at home.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Stigmata Swiss
Sermon on Beaumont
Annunciation Asiago
Healing Hands Havarti
Cheddurection
Pharisee Parmesan

the list goes on and on

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Gouda Iscariot?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Lazarus Limburger, smells like you've been dead three days.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Methusala's Meunster

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Miracle Marscarpone
Revelation Ricotta

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Moses Mozzarella
Sampson Schloss
Elijah Edam
Ruth Ricotta
Paul Provolone
Jacob Jarlsberg
Adam Asiago
Timothy Taleggio
Carmel Comte
Gabriel Gorgonzola

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

This name reminds me of:

Gabriel Gonzaga

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Pharisee Fondue

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

Babylonian Bleu
Solomons Snofrisk
David and Garrotxa

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Calvary Camembert

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Edam and Eve.

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Holy shitsnacks!