The Glade 4.0

Do you like it/enjoy it more/perform better in the AM or PM?

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Yes.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I don't like morning wood at all. Sometimes I wake up and have to take a leak. If the wife is already awake, I have to wait because she gets irate if she sees me piss in the shower.

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The Dude abides.

This. Any time is a good time.

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Raell Kromwell

No preference.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I time my mornings pretty close to when I have to leave so I prefer evenings so that there is time to savor.

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I think I'm more aroused in the morning...there's something about sleepy sex that makes it feel so good. Maybe it's because you're so relaxed.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Morning if only for the fact that I wake up stone hard and it's easy to get things done when groggy on autopilot.

Then there's the added benefit of going back to sleep.

This, with the following qualifiers:

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

/agreed

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Sounds like a band name.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Ever wake up at 2am with a hard-on that's like a **** kickstand, and you can't roll over in the bed?

(Obviously, that one wasn't directed at Kate)

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Yes

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Holy shitsnacks!

Ever been woken up at 2AM by an overly optimistic man who has a hard-on like a **** kickstand and thinks that by waking his wife from her peaceful and needed slumber she'll help him deal with it?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Selfish *****. This is why marriages fall apart.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Wasn't it you that answered "yes"?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Not to being rudely awoken in the middle of the night...

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

Is it only rude if he wakes you via repeated proddings in one of the orifices designed for handling such situations?

/edit that sounds more chauvinistic then intended but whatever.

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A friend of mine used to tell a joke: How do you tell an intellectual? He gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Odd to think that that joke came in handy, eventually. Even odder to think that it has stuck with me for 30 years.

Probably morning wood. Nooners are nice, though, too.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

apart from eating and sleeping, any other time is usually appropriate... unless house is on... then I need a position where I could see the puter screen.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

Ahhh doggiestyle while watching Ghostbusters.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Reverse cowgirl is probably more comfortable for Lydiaa to watch a full episode of a TV show.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

FWI--Doing it while watching TV can be fun....but not so much when you let yourself go and accidentally call out the name of one of the actors onscreen which just so happens to be the name of a very recent ex of one of the two of you.

Not that this has every happened to me or anyone I've been with...just sayin...

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I don't know, I wouldn't mind a woman screaming a name shared by one of my exes. None of my ex-girlfriends have had gender-neutral names. I can see how some guys might feel a little unmanly, but I consider a girl screaming, "Oh Sarah! Oh Sarah!" to be useful information.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.