**Warning, long story ahead**
In 1997 if you were to ask me who the one famous person I could meet would be, I would have told you. And I did in fact meet him (to an extent) that year. But, I could have handled it a bit better.
The year, again, was 1996. I was working at America Online right at the time when the internet was about to explode. My biggest celebrity idol at the time was
Joe Satriani.
I was sitting at home after a day of work, realizing that so many people received those damned floppy diskettes (I worked there when the transition to CDs happened). I had also heard of the AOL employee who looked up Sandra Bullock's information and illegally found her and began stalking her virtually. It made me think, "I wonder if Joe ever tried AOL."
So I did a member search for the name of Joe Satriani. This was a legal search, one that any AOL regular user could do. I figured there was a snowball's chance in hell, especially since you can just hide your information from the world. But I thought, "Hey. Most people that use AOL aren't the greatest at computers. There's a chance."
There was one hit for a user whose name was Joe Satriani. I thought, "It's probably not him, but hey, what the hell." So I sent him an email.
Joe's music helped me out through some difficult emotional periods in high school, so if there was a chance I could at least say "Thank you" to the man, I was going to take it.
I sent an email pretty much saying thanks and what not. I actually received a reply a few days later. The person said some things that made me think "Either that's really Joe, or a very knowledgeable fan." So I sent another email, and got another reply. One that really started to make me wonder if it was really the actual guy or not. So I thought, "Eh, what the hell. If it's him, awesome. If not, at least it's another fan to talk to." So I put him on my Buddy List (same concept as instant messaging clients of today).
I was talking to my supervisor at work about the situation and he said, "You know... you can CRIS him. As long as you don't change any information, or have used that information to stalk him, it's cool."
CRIS was the database we AOLers had access to that contained everyone's info. It's what the guy used to find Sandra Bullock. Months later a few of us were kind of curious as to which celebrities actually used AOL or not. Trent Reznor? Never used it. But at least 50 people tried to fake being him. When it came time to bill the credit card, the name didn't match and the account was cancelled. Other celebrities who did use AOL at the dawn of the World Wide Web as we know it today? Valerie Britton Van Halen, Kirk Hammett, Jason Newstead, and Steve Vai.
But anyway, I CRISed Joe and saw that the account name was indeed tied to a credit card with the name of Joseph Satriani and that he lived in San Francisco (a fact all fans knew at the time). I was floored. I had emailed Joe himself.
A few days later while I was at work, I see my buddy list flash and I see a Mr. Satriani had hopped on line. I began to have a mini freak-out. I say hello and we start having a conversation. I didn't know what to do! I didn't know what to say!
I was a teenager, still unsure of how to handle such a situation. So I basically just was a "gusher." But he was very polite about it. He even had some problems with AOL on his Macintosh, and my supervisor was cool enough to take me off the phones to help him out.
We chatted off and on for a few weeks. He was actually on the road for the first G3 tour. One night (I worked nights) we were chatting and it was about an hour before he was to go on stage. I had mentioned that I would have loved to see the concert (it was him, Steve Vai, and Eric Johnson) but couldn't get the time off and the closest venue was 500 miles away. He asked if I wanted a concert shirt, I of course said HELL YES. A few days later I get a Fed Ex of a G3 tour shirt. Awesome.
After a while I never really saw him much on, and I didn't keep that job for very long anyway. I became less of a technician and more of a warm body to be yelled at. AOL had switched to unlimited pricing, and they grew far more than their hardware could allow, so thousands of people had no internet access. The problem was not going to be fixed until 6 months later, but we couldn't tell the customers that.
Looking back I wish I hadn't been a too excited and gushing teen when talking to Joe. If I had been a bit cooler and more collected, who knows? Maybe we'd still be buddies today. But I can say he was very polite and patient with me and never once made me feel bad or stupid. He's a totally great guy in every respect.