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...the proper place to apply makeup. 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
...often times beautiful to look apon. 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
...great as a means to communicate non-verbally. 14%  14%  [ 3 ]
...delicious. 38%  38%  [ 8 ]
FarSky takes it in the face. 43%  43%  [ 9 ]
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 Post subject: Zombie Check
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 2:21 pm 
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I'm just checking how the zombie infection has progressed in the last 24 hours.

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Next time you check in, it is upon :)

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I don't think the infection has spread as far as Central New England yet. Additionally, our authorities haven't issued any warnings about any independent incidents.

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Hopwin wrote:
Next time you check in, it is upon :)
I intentionally left the spelling error when I copied and pasted.

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Rynar wrote:
I don't think the infection has spread as far as Central New England yet. Additionally, our authorities haven't issued any warnings about any independent incidents.

They wouldn't warn you. Check for unmarked helicopters.

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So far it just seems tofitnsoeognfodod

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I don't think zombies can use computers.

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Still fine, but I am worried about the blood splatter from the last few I killed.

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Aaaaahhhhhh holy **** http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boo ... be-upon-us


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We are so ****.

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This is funny, because I have my Scion players at the Kennedy Space Center fighting a horde of zombies.

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****. My shotgun is in for repairs.

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Technically, if you're willing to pay the Legend, any firearm can be a shotgun. You're uniquely qualified for zombie apocolii

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Day three, and I believe the contagion is spreading in the Florida area:

http://m.nbcmiami.com/nbcmiami/pm_107959/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=vWMG5n3R

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I should point out that Phe and I were at that airport on May 19th (different terminal, as we were on Southwest), and we came down sick yesterday...


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Suddenly seems like a good time to be conviently in another hemisphere, provided we get to Atlanta before it spreads there.

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Technically, if you're willing to pay the Legend, any firearm can be a shotgun. You're uniquely qualified for zombie apocolii


Is that anything like Zombie Broccoli?

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If it isn't already, it will be in the future.

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The flying Spaghetti Monster is supplying the zombies pasta to spread the brains on.

Are unicorns immune to zombies?

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/30/politics/ ... ?hpt=hp_c2

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Day three, and I believe the contagion is spreading in the Florida area:

http://m.nbcmiami.com/nbcmiami/pm_107959/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=vWMG5n3R


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US man 'murders roommate, eats body parts'

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A US college student has told police he killed his roommate, cut up the body and ate part of the victim's brain and his whole heart, US media report.
Alexander Kinyua of Baltimore, Maryland, was arrested on Tuesday after police searched his house following the discovery by his brother of the victim's head and hands, the Baltimore Sun reported on Thursday.

Mr Kinyua, a 21-year-old student at Morgan State University, confessed to murdering and dismembering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating parts of his brain followed by his entire heart, the Sun said.

The motive was unclear, but Mr Kinyua was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday.

The grisly murder caps an especially gruesome week of crimes in North America.

Interpol has launched a manhunt for a Canadian porn star suspected of dismembering his boyfriend and making a video of the murder and a young man in Miami was shot dead on Saturday as he gnawed off the face of a homeless man.


More zombie action in the US.... good luck guys...


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Ok...time to start stocking up on ammo and canned goods.

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