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Heh ok that was pretty good, Arafys.

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BTW, Lenas ... just e-mailed that joke, minus the punchline, to a co-worker ;)

Harsh!
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Lenas wrote:
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BTW, Lenas ... just e-mailed that joke, minus the punchline, to a co-worker ;)
Harsh!
I knew my plan had worked when, about an hour later, she yelled over the cubicle walls "How does it end?!?!" :twisted:

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Shel you are evil. I'm having you hunted down with Lenas.

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"How does it end?!?!" :twisted:

Oh man. So epic.
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Why did god make man before woman?
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Cause you always do a rough copy before you made the final thing.


How do you change a blonde's mind?
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Blow in her ear


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That was awesome Lenas.
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Lenas wrote:
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"How does it end?!?!" :twisted:
Oh man. So epic.
It got better. Today, I said "Hey Marcel, you want a great joke? Ask Amanda to forward a copy to you of that joke I sent her on Monday". Thus began the re-telling of the incident to the entire team. Everyone cracked up at the idea of poor Amanda wasting a half-hour of her day to get to the end of a long joke with no punchline.
I love it when I have good ideas :neko:

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I scrolled to the bottom before reading to make sure it was what I thought it was. It was. I will now take up a collection to hunt down and murder Lenas.


You can find him in Arizona punching Screeling in the face.

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Ok here's one.. or actually four connected ones:

1. How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door


2. How do you get an elephant into a refridgerator?

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Open the door, remove the giraffe, insert the elephant, close the door


3. If the King of the Jungle calls an animal meeting, which animal will not come?

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The elephant. He's in the refridgerator, remember?


4. If the giraffe has to cross a river infested with alligators and no bridge to get to the meeting, how will he do it?

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Walk through the water. The alligators already left for the meeting.

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You can find him in Arizona punching Screeling in the face.


You shut up, or you're next!
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Lenas wrote:
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You can find him in Arizona punching Screeling in the face.


You shut up, or you're next!


You better hydrate yourself before you go down that road.

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