The Glade 4.0

Extremely busy night. I am triaging a pt coming via EMS. (these are questions we ask everybody)

Me: how tall are you and approx how much do you weigh?

Pt: I don't know.

Me: just an approximation is ok

Pt: well maybe 2 1/5 feet

Me: what?!

Then I realize that the pt is a dbl amputee.

Sigh, too busy sometimes

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Oops! Hopefully, he or she understood?

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Speaking of inaccurate information...

The .org and .net TLDs are unrestricted registries, just like .com. Anyone can obtain a subdomain for any reason provided they pay the fee.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I had my first penile fracture last night.

64 yr old Albainian man that spoke limited English came in and said before he had sex with his wife a little while ago, his penis was straight...but now...it is curved and larger.

I thought he was just a weirdo...but nope, it looked like a question mark.

He went to surgery shortly after. Interesting stuff

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Albanian Penile Fracture. Sounds like a good band name.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Who says it isn't?

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Googled it, doesn't exist.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Memmo to our crazier patients; Puppetry of the Penis is premormed by semi-proffesionals. Amateur hour at the Nurses station is discouraged.

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore