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the new wing of the hospital.

Falafel night . . .

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... would never be the same again after the night grandma got drunk and started rubbing humus on her nipples.

I already have 40+ inches of snow in my yard...

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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It's a wonderful night to spend by the fire with a bottle of Prosecco. (and giggle over Rynar's sentence :) )

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the power going out, its dark now.

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; Giles Found it in the crypt and is using it to hold the forces of evil at bay.

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... my friend Tommy in the next room. The Wind is such an unusual name for a stripper.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Hurting like hell from letting The Storm ride me around the room like a horse :p

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before the neighbor's kid gets here since I don't have enough cash to pay him to do it.

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I'm leaving her for her brother without her shooting both of us.

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or pon haus and apple butter, it's all where you've been.

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I am watching over you.

Shift change at the . . .

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ICU, better not have the nerve to quit breathing or have chest pain during this time.

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couldn't survive without me.

Blue eyes . . .

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Make me melt into a puddle of mush, and I get all tongue tied.

Staring at the ceiling, counting the tiles...

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, why can't I get move?

I own a shoe horn, but have never used it...

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, can't figure out how to get it to beep.

Lying on the floor, trying to comprehend the . . .

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Wonders of the Verse, and make my darn back stop spasming.

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that flood insurance was a good idea.

Grammar, ugh, what is it...

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about conjugating verbs that always gives me indigestion.

With a long enough rope, I might be able to reach . . .

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The window and climb up to rescue the fair maiden with the long blond hair.

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Disney movies!

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the remote?

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... prehensile left earlobe.

Why the hell did dad become a mad scientist, because he went and...

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moved us to the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere; I can't even text from out here.

In his last will and testament he left me a . . .

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