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Hot pastrami and swiss sandwich with sauteed spanish onion and dijon mustard on rye, and a cup of Irish Breakfast Tea.

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Wishing I could get the same sandwich somewhere in my state without the deli wench cutting my pastrami into slabs ... (that is, anything thicker than as thin as mechanically possible on a good, industrial slicer).

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Khross wrote:
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Hot pastrami and swiss sandwich with sauteed spanish onion and dijon mustard on rye, and a cup of Irish Breakfast Tea.

Yum.
Wishing I could get the same sandwich somewhere in my state without the deli wench cutting my pastrami into slabs ... (that is, anything thicker than as thin as mechanically possible on a good, industrial slicer).


Honestly? I feel your pain. I'm extremely picky about my deli cuts as well, which is the reason I have my own deli slicer at home, in my basement. I found a great local deli that cures its own corned beef and pastrami, and roasts its own roast beef. I buy blocks now, and bring them home to slice myself. Easily the best solution I've come up with yet for the problem, short of having some sort of captive deli-gnome locked in my closet.

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Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Slicer"


Kramer is raving about it and goes "Sometimes I slice so thin you can't even see it!!!"

Elaine says, "Kramer...how do you know you're even cutting it?"


Kramer (totally dumbfounded) "Well....I guess...I just assumed."


Hahah ;)

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I really need to find a girlfriend.

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I really need to find a girlfriend.


There was a man who gave me some phenomenal advice about this once, on another incarnation of these very boards. You may know him.

He told me that I should consider the type of woman I wanted in my life, and become the man that those types of women wanted to be with. Part of that is necessarily being in the sorts of environments they will find themselves in, and the rest will take care of itself. You can't dance if you aren't at the party.

That was some of the best advice I've ever gotten, and it changed my life forever, I figured I would pass it back. Be that man, and you'll find her, Michael. You deserve it.

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That's right, throw my good advice back in my face when I need it.

I'll ponder on it. Thank you, and you're welcome. I'm glad someone listens to me.

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That was such a sweet moment I think I'm gonna barf.

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I'm going to ditch work early today (is it really ditching if I'm not doing anything anyway?). I just can't decide whether to go straight home, thus ensuring that the rest of my day will be spent playing WoW and/or watching Lost, or go see a movie first.

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I wonder what pickled pigs feet taste like. And does anybody really eat those pickled eggs that sit in a jar on the counter at a country store?

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Yes Kate some folks eat pickled eggs. I went to a friend's house for easter and some were consumed (not by me).

It has been a long week but I think it is going to be worth it.

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I used to eat the eggs, long time ago. They were okay, especially on a hot summer day, went well with a beer.

The pig feet, never tried them, expect they taste like most pickled meat, way too salty, vinegary, and probably a little spamish.

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I had always anticipated Rolling Rock to taste much worse than it actually does.

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Rynar wrote:
I had always anticipated Rolling Rock to taste much worse than it actually does.


It is my favorite beer.

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I am incredibly pissed right now so... I am spoilering angry talk.

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I hope the school police at my daughters school all die in the face. Useless buckets of monkey spunk that they are. You know.. the entire LVMPD can all die in a fire. Every god damend cop (school, Metro hell even mall security) in this town needs to eat a bag of crab louse infested donkey scrotum.

I am going to encourage my daughter to make an example of the girls that have been threatening her. School Police refuse to do anything about it... even after being shown evidence of threats being made. I am going to encourage my daughter to get these girls on the ground and kick them in the boobs until the sobbing stops, punch them in the nose until blood starts, and finaly; last but not least, show these girls what crotch pain really is.

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Diana April 21 at 11:14pm
You are a strange creature, finding random girls on subway stations for facebook friends. But I guess you lucked out on me, because I actually am a fairly interesting person. HAHA. It has been a long time since I have said something that cocky, but it is fun, every once in a while. Why did you do it? Now I am curious. Do you just want more facebook friends, to make yourself feel popular? Was it a dare? Nah... maybe you are too old for dares, though I don't think I ever will be. Maybe you are just a flirt... that would be perfectly respectable.

Anyways, have a nice evening and good luck with your lifelong ambitions.

Diana


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LadyKate wrote:
Rynar wrote:
I had always anticipated Rolling Rock to taste much worse than it actually does.


It is my favorite beer.


I don't know that I would go that far for myself, but as macros go, it's atleast as good as Bud Light.
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"at least as good as Bud Light" is damning with faint praise.

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"at least as good as Bud Light" is damning with faint praise.


I prefer "back-handed compliment".

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kind of like saying "at least it isn't goat piss" isn't it?

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darksiege wrote:
kind of like saying "at least it isn't goat piss" isn't it?


Kind of, but I didn't anticipate anything else at this particular gathering. I was happy.

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personally.. I was always a whiskey drinker. I would abstain from drinking if I were limited to wine and beer. Just never cared for either of those.

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darksiege wrote:
personally.. I was always a whiskey drinker. I would abstain from drinking if I were limited to wine and beer. Just never cared for either of those.


Sometimes, depending on the nature of the engagement, you don't have a choice. You can sip slow, but you can't abstain.

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see now I have a valid excuse to abstain. :) Brimley's disease.

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Brimley ...glorious...

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