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A man can love it more than life, yet fear it more than death; The poor have it and the rich require it; A contented man desires it; A miser spends it and it and the spendthrift saves it.

What is it?


Time?

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Nope.

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Is it nothing, again?

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Yup.

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Taskiss wrote:
Never said they were standing there at the same time.


Bingo.

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FarSky wrote:
A mattress.


No. Someone may or may not flip a mattress over. It does not turn over on its own, nor is it necessarily twice a year. Also, when a mattress is turned over, it moves.

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I lie in a bed and never move, yet I turn over twice a year. What am I?
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A flower.

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Rynar wrote:
A flower.


No, but could that be an alternate answer? Does a flower turn over twice a year?
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The correct answer is "a lake". A lake lies in a lake bed, obviously does not move, and "turns over" in the spring in fall. The turnover is a mixing process caused by temperature. As ice melts, it becomes more dense, and sinks to the bottom, turning over the lake. In the fall, the surface becomes colder and more dense, and sinks to the bottom again.
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A big moron and a little moron were walking across a bridge, when the wind picked up. The big moron was blown off the side, but the little moron was not. Why?
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Cause you are still here telling the story?

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Cause you are still here telling the story?

J/k


Yeah, it's not a riddle, I was just telling you guys about my day.
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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
A big moron and a little moron were walking across a bridge, when the wind picked up. The big moron was blown off the side, but the little moron was not. Why?

The little moron wasn't walking on the side.

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Taskiss wrote:
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
A big moron and a little moron were walking across a bridge, when the wind picked up. The big moron was blown off the side, but the little moron was not. Why?

The little moron wasn't walking on the side.


That's close, actually.

The correct answer involves a comparison between the positions of the two morons. The sizes of the morons are relevant.
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Vindicarre wrote:
A brother and sister fighting; their father was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper and not be able to touch each other.

How'd he do it?


He put the paper in doorway, put one child on one side of the door, and the other on the other side of the door.

NM, more of a joke than a riddle. I take it back.
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Arathain Kelvar
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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Taskiss wrote:
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
A big moron and a little moron were walking across a bridge, when the wind picked up. The big moron was blown off the side, but the little moron was not. Why?

The little moron wasn't walking on the side.


That's close, actually.

The correct answer involves a comparison between the positions of the two morons. The sizes of the morons are relevant.


The correct answer is that the little moron was a little more on the bridge....
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