The Glade 4.0

Bored today, so I was mulling the perfect customized ringtones for the various contacts on my phone.

Suggestions welcome:

Optometrist: Doctor, My Eyes by Jackson Browne
My Ex-wife (living in El Paso): All My Ex's Live in Texas by George Strait
Mother: Mother & Child Reunion by Paul Simon- less happy with this one
Father:
Sister:
Brother: He Ain't Heavy, He's my Brother (Hollies or Neil Diamond) - less happy with this one
Dentist:
Doctor:
Pediatrician
Daughter: Father & Daughter by Paul Simon

Ex - harvester of sorrow is what I use.

Father - oh My Papa - Eddie Fischer

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I don't think I could live with myself if I used songs for ringtones, so I don't think I have any advice to offer.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Does your dentist call you enough to justify his own ringtone?

I'm bored.

Arathain, wraith win according to autocorrect, we've known TheRiov around here for awhile. Is there a reason he wouldn't be needing dental work on a regular basis? Me, I go at least 5 or 6 times a year. Going this afternoon.

Steve Martin's song from Little Shop of Horrors comes to mind for that one by the way.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Thank you sir, please have some +Internets!

The only good ringtone is no ringtone at all...

Dentist - You Painted Your Teeth - Jandek

I am not responsible for all the looks you get.

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Sail forth! steer for the deep waters only!
Reckless, O soul, exploring, I with thee, and thou with me;
For we are bound where mariner has not yet dared to go,
And we will risk the ship, ourselves and all.

I don't do the "different ringtones for different people" thing, but my ringtone is definitely different.
I use Dragostea Din Tei.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Cavity Search by Weird Al duh

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I had totally forgotten that was a thing that happened.

Me too.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

The only selperate ring tone I use is for my wife: the Imperial March.

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Ezekiel 23:19-20 

My ringtone is Margaritaville...for everyone...and if I dont know your name or number I don't answer. Leave a message, if it's important I will call you back.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

My wife and I periodically change each other's ringtones and call when we know the other has a meeting or in public or something.

It can get very obnoxious, but it's entertaining.

I don't change mine very often, but when I was partnered with a particularly dense and dumb sales rep I used this for him. It was the perfect heads-up that I was about to be joining a very annoying call.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!