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Author:  Müs [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:43 pm ]
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No **** Way.

Author:  shuyung [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:47 pm ]
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Mmmm...maggots.

Author:  Foamy [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:00 pm ]
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I've seen this before.

Yeah...gross.

Author:  Aethien [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:13 pm ]
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I think if I would just describe this to my wife, she'd blow chunks. She has an issue with maggots.

I don't know where to start, there's so much wrong with this.

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The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, from the Sardinian for "tears") seeping out.


I'd be crying, too.

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The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 millimetres (0.3 in) long.[1] When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) ... Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[1][8] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping into their eyes.


Whee, just what I need, maggots flinging themselves off my cheese sandwich into my eyes. Oh, oh, maybe that's where the tears come from.

And, now, the real reason people (guys, I'm sure) eat this:

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Casu marzu is believed to be an aphrodisiac by local Sardinians.


Yup, there ya go. Big head < Little head.

Author:  FarSky [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:31 pm ]
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Yup, #5 on the "6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World" list.

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Casu Marzu

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From:
Sardinia, Italy.

What the hell is it?
This, dear reader, is a medium-sized lump of Sweet **** Christ. Casu Marzu is a sheep' milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the "cheese fly." The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.

Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea.

Wait, it gets worse ...
This cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia, where it is illegal. That' right. It is illegal in the only place where people actually want to eat it. If this does not communicate a very clear message, perhaps the larvae will, as they leap desperately toward your face in an effort to escape the putrescent horror of the only home they have ever known. Even the cheese itself is ashamed; when prodded, it weeps an odorous liquid called lagrima, Sardinian for "tears."

Danger of this turning up in America:
There is significant danger here, as we're thinking the cheese companies have a lot of maggot stock in the back of their warehouse they'd like to get rid of. And, there may actually be a market for it. Self-loathing is a powerful force in this economy (see the diet section of your local supermarket) and there' times you get low enough that, damn it, you feel like you deserve nothing better than infested cheese.

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Author:  Lonedar [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:38 pm ]
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This has been posted before. I knew this.

Yet I read it again anyway.

I may put off lunch for a bit.

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:15 pm ]
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ROFL

Author:  Jasmy [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:33 pm ]
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Ewwwww, that is disgusting!

I'm with your wife on this one Aethien, I can't handle maggots either! /shudder

Author:  Elessar [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 2:59 pm ]
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I just sat down with a plate of cheese and crackers for an afternoon snack :(

Author:  Aethien [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:25 pm ]
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Some good moldy bleu, I hope :)

Jasmy: I have a story about maggots and a litterbox that she has to leave the room for. The kids love it.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:37 pm ]
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Piophila casei larvae are very resistant to human stomach acid and can pass through the stomach alive, taking up residency for some period of time in the intestines and causing stomach lesions and other gastrointestinal problems.[11][12] The larvae have powerful mouthhooks which can lacerate stomach linings or intestinal walls as the maggots attempt to bore through internal organs


Why would you subject yourself to even the slight possibility? No food is worth this pain!

This also goes with the japs eating blow fish.. no food... EVER is worth death.

Author:  Rafael [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:22 pm ]
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Japan exists in its own version of reality. I really want to visit.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:35 pm ]
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Just avoid the school girls there. You really don't know which ones will turn into a tenticle monster at a moment's notice. Also I saw an article on their sex shops somewhere before... the whole country seems sexually frustrated on an epic level.

But the food is good ^-^ if you have a strong stomach =P

Author:  darksiege [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:11 pm ]
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Lydiaa wrote:
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Piophila casei larvae are very resistant to human stomach acid and can pass through the stomach alive, taking up residency for some period of time in the intestines and causing stomach lesions and other gastrointestinal problems.[11][12] The larvae have powerful mouthhooks which can lacerate stomach linings or intestinal walls as the maggots attempt to bore through internal organs


Ooh.. what's that? I have this strange taste in my mouth now? Did I eat some funky maggot cheese? No I just read this and had a mini vom; in my mouth. But just a little.

Author:  Rafael [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:34 pm ]
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I'm all for trying new things, but I'm not sure which one would be worse: tentacle monster violation or eating that "cheese".

Author:  Monte [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:03 pm ]
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Any food that involves leaping maggots is not a food.

Author:  Micheal [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:14 pm ]
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I'll agree with Monte 100% on this. Food plus maggots equals garbage.

Author:  Hopwin [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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Rafael wrote:
I'm all for trying new things, but I'm not sure which one would be worse: tentacle monster violation or eating that "cheese".

Would the maggots in that cheese count as a tentacle monster violation? Both burrow into your sensitive inner bits.

Author:  darksiege [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:42 pm ]
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Monte wrote:
Any food that involves leaping maggots is not a food.


Really? So if the maggots did not leap it could still be food?

Author:  Jasmy [ Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:35 am ]
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darksiege wrote:
Monte wrote:
Any food that involves leaping maggots is not a food.


Really? So if the maggots did not leap it could still be food?


Well, hell no!! What? Are you crazy?? Anything to do with maggots is icky poo!!!! :mrgreen:

Author:  darksiege [ Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:02 am ]
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Jasmy wrote:
Well, hell no!! What? Are you crazy?? Anything to do with maggots is icky poo!!!! :mrgreen:


I tend to agree; but Monte specified leaping maggots, not just maggots. so I gotta wonder...

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