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Author:  Midgen [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:12 pm ]
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I've seen several, but this one is by far the best (most obnoxious).

Wahoo Fitness announced the "PLUGGR", Anal Suppository Activity Tracker.
http://www.wahoofitness.com/blog/introd ... ss-pluggr/

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INTRODUCING THE WAHOO FITNESS PLUGGR!

MEET THE ULTIMATE BODY TRACKER!
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The Wahoo Fitness PLUGGR is the first ever Bluetooth 4.0 enabled suppository motion sensor. It can measure and track your heart rate, motion, body temperature, and digestive regularity.
Features include:
[*]Health metrics sent directly to your smart phone via Bluetooth 4.0 technology.
[*]Measure digestive health by tracking the frequency, severity, and composition of bowel movements. No more dehydration or constipation!
[*]Vibration alerts and electrical stimulus for call, email, and text notification. Reduce the risk of your phone falling in the toilet on bathroom breaks!
[*]Special "race mode" featuring BCU (bowel control unit) for pre-race load lightening and race emergency control response.

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Buy the Wahoo PLUGGR today and enjoy full body tracking in a sleek, soft form.

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:04 pm ]
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From Facebook:
Cincinnati Rollergirls wrote:
The Cincinnati Rollergirls announced today that the team is changing its name to the "Nasty Nati Rollers" to better reflect the mission, goals and overall character of the organization, effective immediately.
"I hope our new name and logo draws attention back to the sport of flat track roller derby and to the athleticism of the skaters," said veteran skater and Leadership Team member Hannah Barbaric, adding, "That's Miss Barbaric if you're Nasty."
The new name, in addition to a striking new black-and-green logo, reflect the team's love of alliteration, city nicknames that never quite caught on, skyline imagery in logos and a giant pair of roller skates, just in case there was any doubt about what kind of rolling we're talking about.
READ MORE: http://bit.ly/1NH3YFH
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Author:  Ulfynn [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:48 pm ]
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Have you played Google Maps street view Pac-Man today?

Author:  Rorinthas [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:24 pm ]
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Yes, 8 bit mode was better.

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 5:48 pm ]
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CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force.

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Apr 01, 2015 6:11 pm ]
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Netflix will insert fake PSAs (starring Netflix Original Series actors) warning you about binge-watching if you watch more than two episodes consecutively today.

Author:  Aethien [ Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:09 am ]
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Ulfynn wrote:
Have you played Google Maps street view Pac-Man today?

Yeah, it crashed my machine when I tried to play it in Chrome.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:46 am ]
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Midgen wrote:
I've seen several, but this one is by far the best (most obnoxious).


Well no wonder we didn't get very many. You won the thread on your first post. Good luck to anyone else living up to that one.

Author:  Vindicarre [ Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:25 am ]
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Author:  Shelgeyr [ Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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I posted about MS-DOS Mobile on the 1st, but I posted it in the Tech forum, which I suppose is why many of you didn't see it.

Here's a video clip introducing the new app:


and an article on PCMag.com about "Why MS-DOS Mobile Is Today's Best April Fools' Joke".

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