I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

A low rumble from deep within her GI tract that sounded like Gefahrrrrr.
The German word for Danger.

I realize that at some point in the very near to immediate future I am going to have to allow this lava from Satan to forcefully expel itself from my innards.

"It Feels Like Mount Saint Helen's Just Exploded From My butt hole....Why? Oh Why?
-L.A. BEAST

I uttered these fateful words 5 hours ago when the water fountain of diarrhea started to exit my rear end like an exorcism in full progress. I am severely dehydrated and have set a new world record for most poops in a 5 hour period with 9. I am lying on the bathroom floor in the fetal position just like another gentleman who experienced the same thing which he wrote in his review, and I plan on spending the night right where I am. May god have mercy on my insides.