Literally this Simpsons episode ("Bart of Darkness"), only with a spider instead of a plant.
To be fair, no **** the guy was terrified. He's in Australia and it's a **** spider. AN AUSTRALIAN SPIDER.
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:31 pm ] |
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(CNN)"Come on mate, what have you done to her?" Police were questioning a "flushed" and "out of breath" man who had answered the door to a flat in Wollstonecraft, a small harborside suburb of Sydney, Australia. The booming sounds of a man shouting "I'm going to kill you" and a "woman screaming hysterically" had earlier echoed through the apartment block, sometime before 2.00am, Saturday November 21. The commotion disturbed neighbors, who were quick to alert the local police force. "Where's your wife?" asked one of the policemen. "I don't have one," the homeowner responded, after inhaling some air. "Where's your girlfriend?" the officer continued. "I don't have one," he said. Unsatisfied, the same policeman pressed: "We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?" "I don't know what you're talking about. I live alone," the man protested. Thousands of spiders take over neighborhood Thousands of spiders take over neighborhood 01:39 The officers then told the man that neighbors had heard death threats, screams and the crash of furniture being flung around the apartment. "It was a spider," the man tentatively explained. "A really big one." Incredulous, the policeman asked: "What about the women screaming?" "Yeah sorry that was me," he said. "I really, really hate spiders." A new theory had emerged -- the man was indeed alone in the apartment, he was responsible for both the "womanly" screams and the threats to kill. They were not aimed at a woman, but an eight-legged arachnid. Conscious that this could just be an audacious lie, the police searched the trashed apartment. However, they found just one victim, a "rather large" spider. After deliberating, the cops concluded that the disturbance was indeed caused by an arachnophobic man wildly chasing a spider around his home, while desperately clutching a can of Mortein insect spray. After an awkward pause broken by relieved laughter, the police left. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:27 pm ] |
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Literally this Simpsons episode ("Bart of Darkness"), only with a spider instead of a plant. To be fair, no **** the guy was terrified. He's in Australia and it's a **** spider. AN AUSTRALIAN SPIDER. |
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| Author: | SuiNeko [ Wed Dec 09, 2015 8:23 pm ] |
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I'm scared, and Im in new york. |
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| Author: | Diamondeye [ Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:19 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: To be fair, no **** the guy was terrified. He's in Australia and it's a **** spider. AN AUSTRALIAN SPIDER. Truth. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, except for the Australians (generally speaking). |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:30 pm ] |
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Diamondeye wrote: Truth. Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, except for the Australians (generally speaking). We have seen very different movies then my friend. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Spiders |
The marsupials are generally not trying to kill you. They're just thoroughly unpleasant to have around. |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Spiders |
Talya wrote: The marsupials are generally not trying to kill you. Aside from the drop bears, of course. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Spiders |
Kaffis Mark V wrote: Talya wrote: The marsupials are generally not trying to kill you. Aside from the drop bears, of course. There's no... Oh yeah, right. Good on ya, mate. Gotta watch for those drop bears. They'll tear you a new one. |
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