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"That is awesome.... In the same way that it is awesome to sit on your own testicles. Or in the same way that catching flesh with a zipper when going commando is awesome." ~darksiege

"God, I hope the FBI doesn't read this thread. They'll have us shut down in an instant. We're all psychos." ~Aethien

"This is kinda fun. Will I drown, fry, or both? Who knows!" ~SuiNeko

"Sometimes violence is the solution. Curious thing about humanity: it likes to forget that its composed of animals." ~Khross

Taamar wrote:I have been hit by lightning. Twice.
Wwen wrote:What super power did this give you?
Foamy wrote:She can grow a beard...

"Hey! You photocopied my life dude." ~darksiege

"Tofu is great in moderation, but don't pretend it's meat. Enjoy it for what it is." ~Tamaar

Explosive diarrhea will never, ever be questioned by your employer. ~Lenas

I also find a great quote was:
"Micheal is wise" - almost everyone has said that at one time.

Not all will remember the situation that led up to this, so here is a quick summary:

Someone created a definition on Urban dictionary about Montegue (Monte) and Khross and Elmo were having an argument on why the former thought the latter was the one who created it, though Elmo denied it. This had also somehow caused Monte to get banned also.

Having enough of the ridiculous argument, I came up with this:

Spoiler:

I don't recall if this was in 2009, but I thought it deserved a reposting due to it's funnyness.

Someone had posted a news article about something **** up in North Korea.

Arafys: Hmm, I just figured out what's wrong with North Korea...

They have no Seoul.

Hey man, I've gone years being exempted from every one of Amdee's lists, it's nice to be on one, regardless of reason.

Gotta say, he's got a point. Kirra, you're a badass.

In ____________ face!

Author:	LadyKate [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:56 am ]
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Got any? I used a few as my signature...pity I couldn't keep track of them all. Quote: "That is awesome.... In the same way that it is awesome to sit on your own testicles. Or in the same way that catching flesh with a zipper when going commando is awesome." ~darksiege Quote: "God, I hope the FBI doesn't read this thread. They'll have us shut down in an instant. We're all psychos." ~Aethien Quote: "This is kinda fun. Will I drown, fry, or both? Who knows!" ~SuiNeko Quote: "Sometimes violence is the solution. Curious thing about humanity: it likes to forget that its composed of animals." ~Khross Quote: Taamar wrote:I have been hit by lightning. Twice. Wwen wrote:What super power did this give you? Foamy wrote:She can grow a beard... Quote: "Hey! You photocopied my life dude." ~darksiege Quote: "Tofu is great in moderation, but don't pretend it's meat. Enjoy it for what it is." ~Tamaar Edited Topic to be non-year specific

Author:	darksiege [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:34 pm ]
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"**** you that's why" - Corolinth

Author:	Kirra [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:00 am ]
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It's a process, and not a switch, much like grieving. You lost something important--it takes time to find balance again ~Colphax I would prefer pills. Exercise is too much like work. ~Arafys Explosive diarrhea will never, ever be questioned by your employer. ~Lenas

Author:	LadyKate [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:15 pm ]
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Kirra wrote: Explosive diarrhea will never, ever be questioned by your employer. ~Lenas Great one!!

Author:	darksiege [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:46 pm ]
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I also find a great quote was: "Micheal is wise" - almost everyone has said that at one time.

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Author:	LadyKate [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:51 pm ]
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darksiege wrote: I also find a great quote was: "Micheal is wise" - almost everyone has said that at one time. Very true. I have a feeling that if we went through all of the incarnations of the glade and Micheal's advice and put it into a book, we'd make some money and the world would be a better place.

Author:	Lenas [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:03 pm ]
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Glad I made the list! Haha.

Author:	Micheal [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:30 pm ]
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For that one Lenas? I have to admit, it is one of the soundest sick day excuses I've come across. Although, I've only used it when it was true, or only a slight exaggeration. Most bosses don't want to mess with that, uhh, stuff.

Author:	Lenas [ Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:42 pm ]
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Hey man, I've gone years being exempted from every one of Amdee's lists, it's nice to be on one, regardless of reason.

Author:	Kirra [ Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:43 pm ]
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We should start a Twitter account... "Wise things Michael says!" 1st entry: Be prepared for: "I've been so stupid - can you ever forgive me - will you take me back" ~Micheal on my vm just now, should have hit delete.

Author:	Kirra [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:27 am ]
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2nd entry: "however, I don't think Kirra is ready to let it go. A few reminders to let her know what she escaped and appreciate her luck, will go a long way towards resisting his charms when the inevitable happens and he shows up trying to get back together again" Micheal is psychic too

Author:	Micheal [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:38 am ]
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Yes, I have many endearing qualities, I'm well read, well spoken, affectionate and kind. Why women can't see past my extra 100 pounds, balding pate, and fits of depression I'll never know. I'm just happy I got that in before he actually hit you with it.

Author:	Kirra [ Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:36 pm ]
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Thank you Micheal, truely didn't expect that to ever happen.

Author:	Dash [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:04 am ]
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Seeing this makes me nostalgic and sad that we lost all the old boards content. I have some from the old ones that i cant do justice without the context or exact wording. I can only remember my own =p

Author:	LadyKate [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:22 am ]
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Foamy that was hilarious!!!! Hahahaha awesome! Arafys quote was pretty funny too; I love puns.

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Author:	LadyKate [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:07 am ]
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Dash, put down what you remember, how you remember it. You might get some help from others who remember it too, and you may spark some interesting awesome old quotes!

Author:	Dash [ Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:33 am ]
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I'm just gonna put these two before I forget and see how much I can recall later hah "When the norse are arguing this I wonder if some say "Odin created Ask and Embla not Ask and Svenbla"" "Maybe he meant "lie" like non-truth. Dont lie with men like you lie to women, bros before ho's"

Author:	Foamy [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:17 am ]
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Not all will remember the situation that led up to this, so here is a quick summary: Someone created a definition on Urban dictionary about Montegue (Monte) and Khross and Elmo were having an argument on why the former thought the latter was the one who created it, though Elmo denied it. This had also somehow caused Monte to get banned also. Having enough of the ridiculous argument, I came up with this: Spoiler: Foamy wrote: Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: Do you want answers? Khross: I think I am entitled. Elmo: DO YOU WANT ANSWERS? Khross: I want the truth! Elmo: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world with chat rooms, and those chat rooms need to be filled with smartasses. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Farsky? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep for Montegue, and you curse the chat rooms administrators. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that Montegue’s banning, while tragic, probably saved hours of pointless arguing; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, well, continues the hours of pointless arguing. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me in those chat rooms – you need me in those chat rooms. We use words like “ad hominem”, “strawman” and “slippery slope.” We use these words as the backbone of a life of pointless arguments. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and responds to the very posts I make and then questions the manner in which I make them. I would rather you just said, “I agree” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and make a counterargument. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to! Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: I did the job I was… Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: You’re GODDAMN right I did!!! I don't recall if this was in 2009, but I thought it deserved a reposting due to it's funnyness.

Author:	Müs [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:37 am ]
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Someone had posted a news article about something **** up in North Korea. Arafys: Hmm, I just figured out what's wrong with North Korea... They have no Seoul.

Author:	Rafael [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:44 am ]
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They also get no "Busan"

Author:	Hopwin [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:37 pm ]
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Foamy wrote: Not all will remember the situation that led up to this, so here is a quick summary: Someone created a definition on Urban dictionary about Montegue (Monte) and Khross and Elmo were having an argument on why the former thought the latter was the one who created it, though Elmo denied it. This had also somehow caused Monte to get banned also. Having enough of the ridiculous argument, I came up with this: Spoiler: Foamy wrote: Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: Do you want answers? Khross: I think I am entitled. Elmo: DO YOU WANT ANSWERS? Khross: I want the truth! Elmo: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world with chat rooms, and those chat rooms need to be filled with smartasses. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Farsky? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep for Montegue, and you curse the chat rooms administrators. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that Montegue’s banning, while tragic, probably saved hours of pointless arguing; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, well, continues the hours of pointless arguing. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me in those chat rooms – you need me in those chat rooms. We use words like “ad hominem”, “strawman” and “slippery slope.” We use these words as the backbone of a life of pointless arguments. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who reads and responds to the very posts I make and then questions the manner in which I make them. I would rather you just said, “I agree” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and make a counterargument. Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you’re entitled to! Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: I did the job I was… Khross: Did you order the creation of the definition? Elmo: You’re GODDAMN right I did!!! I don't recall if this was in 2009, but I thought it deserved a reposting due to it's funnyness. That made me do a spit-take ROFL!

Author:	Xerxes [ Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:35 pm ]
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Müs wrote: Someone had posted a news article about something **** up in North Korea. Arafys: Hmm, I just figured out what's wrong with North Korea... They have no Seoul. Californian Weirdo: Sole has no eyes, sole has no eyes

Author:	Darkroland [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:39 am ]
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Lenas wrote: Hey man, I've gone years being exempted from every one of Amdee's lists, it's nice to be on one, regardless of reason. I still haven't. My new years resolution is to try harder this year.

Author:	LadyKate [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:14 am ]
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Lenas wrote: Gotta say, he's got a point. Kirra, you're a badass.

Author:	Rafael [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:46 am ]
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Screeling wrote: In ____________ face! Fill in with "your", "his", "her" or "my".