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| Author: | Taamar [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:43 pm ] |
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So I was chatting at work and one of my friends said "When Arnold Palmer wants a drink, do you think he orders a 'ME'?" And I asked him what I'd be served if I ordered a drink with his name. So... if I walk into the glade bar and order your drink, what do I get? Order a Taamar and you'll get organic hot chocolate with a shot of Grand Marnier and a sprinkle of cayenne. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:56 pm ] |
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A man walks into a bar. You'd think he would have ducked, right? |
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| Author: | shuyung [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:58 pm ] |
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There's these two baby seals, and they walk into a club... |
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| Author: | Elmarnieh [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:59 pm ] |
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Likely a rum and rum and rum and coke with lime. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:30 pm ] |
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Go into a bar and order a darksiege... they would put 2 glasses in front of you. The first would be filled with 4 ounces of Seagrams 7 and 4 ounces of 7-Up, and the other would be a strangely shaped glass with a strange spoon on top of it. The strangely shaped glass would be half filled with an anise flavored emerald colored wine, the spoon would hold a sugar cube and they would pour laudinum over the top of it to fill the other ounce of the glass. They would then set it on fire to melt the sugar. |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:31 pm ] |
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Hot coffee with a shot of Jameson's & a tablespoon of chili-flavored cocoa powder. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:36 pm ] |
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Water. On the rocks. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:39 pm ] |
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1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. 2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. 3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). 4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it. 5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. 6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. 7. Sprinkle Zamphuor. 8. Add an olive. 9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . . |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:41 pm ] |
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I don't know...but I do know it would hurt to drink. And it would **** you up. Like, seriously. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:49 pm ] |
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Raltar wrote: I don't know...but I do know it would hurt to drink. And it would **** you up. Like, seriously. Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick? |
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| Author: | Teekeela [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:52 pm ] |
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I haven't a clue. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:00 pm ] |
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Teekeela wrote: I haven't a clue. I was going to say Tequila and Grand Marnier, with lime juice, on the rocks. Glass rimmed with salt. But I figured I might be stepping on your toes. |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:03 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: Raltar wrote: I don't know...but I do know it would hurt to drink. And it would **** you up. Like, seriously. Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick? Maybe? |
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| Author: | Müs [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:19 pm ] |
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Flaming Müs: Take a shot glass layer in Kahlua, baileys, and Everclear. Light, blow out, and slam. Repeat until she's hittable. |
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| Author: | Crimsonsun [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:22 pm ] |
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| Author: | Elmarnieh [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:34 pm ] |
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Crimson likes green pond water in a bowl. Got ya. |
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| Author: | Drexel [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:48 pm ] |
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Something cheap. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:42 pm ] |
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Phases of life. Many different drinks over the years, depending on my activity level. Today, unsweetened iced tea, twist of lemon, ice water back. Last year, a chilled 24 oz bottle of diet pepsi. 18 years ago, Milk, warm with some cocoa, two shakes of the cinnamon can, 22 years ago, Tullamore Dew in a rocks glass, no rocks 25 years ago, single malt scotch neat, leave the bottle. 34 years ago, six-pack of the cheapest bear I could find, yes, all at the same time, thank you. One of the favorite imaginary drinks an old actor friend of mine invented. Confused bartenders for years with it, Wry over Rye, blood of a critic, sticken not sharred. |
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| Author: | Raell [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:50 pm ] |
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Hummm a drink... Take a large glass. Fill with crushed ice. Three shots of SoCo in the bottom then fill the rest with Dr. Pepper. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:48 pm ] |
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Quote: 34 years ago, six-pack of the cheapest bear I could find, They sold bears in 6 packs in the 70's? |
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| Author: | Raell [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:01 pm ] |
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It was the 70's. You could find your special brand of kink on any street corner. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:16 pm ] |
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Gummi bears go back a long way. But I meant beer. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:42 am ] |
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Crimsonsun wrote: Is that a type of Sake or grog? |
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| Author: | Mookhow [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:25 am ] |
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Looks like green tea. |
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| Author: | Crimsonsun [ Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:48 am ] |
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Mookhow wrote: Looks like green tea. This. I don't drink alcohol, so I seriously doubt my 'drink' would be alcoholic |
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