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Sleep Talkin' Man
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Author:  Loki [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Sleep Talkin' Man

If you're bored and looking for something funny to read, I found theseto be quite hilarious

Basically, it's a bunch of things a guy says in his sleep that are recorded by his wife.

Enjoy!

Author:  LadyKate [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:47 pm ]
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Oh my goodness! Hahahahaha! This is great! Thank you Loki!! :D

Author:  Uinan [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:06 pm ]
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Ok that's awesome.

Author:  Nevandal [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:31 am ]
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Wow I wonder how much they'll profit from this before they run out of material?

Author:  Darkroland [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sleep Talkin' Man

Some definite jewels in here.

Also, the material is pretty good, it writes itself in his insane sleepbrain.
Quote:
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to **** death!... Love you!"

"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."

Author:  Shelgeyr [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:17 am ]
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Quote:
"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"
Oh my o.O

Author:  Foamy [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sleep Talkin' Man

DAMMIT!!!

This is the second of my ideas that I didn't follow through on that I have seen taken by someone else. I babble constantly in my sleep and Oonagh and I have been keeping a journal of my sayings. I wanted to eventually write a silly book, or do something with them, and now this...

I really need to get moving on the third one soon!

Author:  FarSky [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:21 pm ]
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I think my favorite is "Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

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