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Loki

Post subject: Sleep Talkin' Man

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:36 pm

Bitterness, Love & Violence

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If you're bored and looking for something funny to read, I found theseto be quite hilarious

Basically, it's a bunch of things a guy says in his sleep that are recorded by his wife.

Enjoy!

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LadyKate

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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:47 pm

Home of the Whopper

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Oh my goodness! Hahahahaha! This is great! Thank you Loki!!

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Uinan

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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:06 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:01 pm
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Ok that's awesome.

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Nevandal

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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:31 am

Joined: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:31 pm
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Wow I wonder how much they'll profit from this before they run out of material?

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Darkroland

Post subject: Re: Sleep Talkin' Man

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:38 am

Joined: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:40 am
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Some definite jewels in here.

Also, the material is pretty good, it writes itself in his insane sleepbrain.

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"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"

"You know, you're not some precious flower. And if you were I'd be a weed and grow next to you and choke you to **** death!... Love you!"

"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."

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Shelgeyr

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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:17 am

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Joined: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:18 pm
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Quote:

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

Oh my o.O

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Foamy

Post subject: Re: Sleep Talkin' Man

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:17 pm

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Joined: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:11 am
Posts: 2341

DAMMIT!!!

This is the second of my ideas that I didn't follow through on that I have seen taken by someone else. I babble constantly in my sleep and Oonagh and I have been keeping a journal of my sayings. I wanted to eventually write a silly book, or do something with them, and now this...

I really need to get moving on the third one soon!

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FarSky

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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:21 pm

Near Ground

Joined: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:38 pm
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Location: Chattanooga, TN

I think my favorite is "Don't... Don't put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They'll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings."

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