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Author:  Rafael [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:51 am ]
Post subject:  Paradox

Here's some to think about:

Screeling is the Deuce Master. DFK! is the Game Master. The two meet. They decide to play a game. The game involves taking deuces. Who wins?

Only one vote, no revotes, please choose carefully and provide your reasoning.

Author:  Müs [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:52 am ]
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Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.

Author:  Foamy [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Paradox

As I have not seen nearly the evidence of DFK's mastery of games compared to Screelings long posting history of indepth knowledge of deucing and all things related to deucing...

Screeling wins.

Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.


Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??

I don't know...

Author:  Müs [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

LadyKate wrote:
Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.


Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??

I don't know...


Its the difference between a guy that plays a little ball after work, and Kobe.

Screeling is the Kobe of Deuces.

Author:  Lenas [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:43 pm ]
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Screeling is full of ****.

No contest.

Author:  Uinan [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:13 pm ]
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You don't put an amateur up against a pro. Screeling wins.

Author:  TheRiov [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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what if the hurricane was named Ditka?

Author:  DFK! [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:33 pm ]
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Don't assume that just because I have not posted a treatise on the deuce, that I know not the art of the deuce; for he who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know.

Author:  Lonedar [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:34 pm ]
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You can deuce up for a game, but I'm not sure you can game up for a deuce.

Or something.

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

TheRiov wrote:
what if the hurricane was named Ditka?

ROFL

I am not voting because I don't want to even think about the dook-game.

Author:  Müs [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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How would one determine a winner though?

Consistency? Creativity? Sheer Kilocouric output?

Author:  DFK! [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

Müs wrote:
How would one determine a winner though?

Consistency? Creativity? Sheer Kilocouric output?



What was that about Katie Couric?

Didn't she have a colonoscopy on national TV? She wins this game!

Author:  Müs [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:00 pm ]
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On the Couric:
Quote:
Couric 316 up, 84 down
buy couric mugs, tshirts and magnets
The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of ****. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.
me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't **** all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: **** man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

Author:  Screeling [ Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

DFK! wrote:
Don't assume that just because I have not posted a treatise on the deuce, that I know not the art of the deuce; for he who knows does not speak, he who speaks does not know.

Better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Author:  Shelgeyr [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

LadyKate wrote:
Müs wrote:
Dropping a deuce is not a game. Is SRS Bsns. Screeling wins.

Yeah but what if they were playing BattleShits??
Or F antasy A dventure T o A dult L echery?

Author:  Diamondeye [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Paradox

DFK!

Being the bigger shitter means nothing when the enemy controls the rules.

As for FATAL.. bringing that up should result in your public beating.

Author:  Shelgeyr [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:59 am ]
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I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.

Author:  DFK! [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


Nice... good call!

Author:  Raell [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:06 pm ]
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I think we would all lose...

our lunch.

Author:  Rorinthas [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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It's like AVP: whoever wins, we loose.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re:

Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?

Author:  Midgen [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:34 am ]
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Screeling is just talking ****. I voted DFK! :p

Author:  Shelgeyr [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

Diamondeye wrote:
Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.
As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.
What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?
That always helps :)

Author:  Taamar [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Re:

Diamondeye wrote:
Shelgeyr wrote:
I voted DFK! purely based on the all-caps and exclamation point nature of his board name.

As for FATAL, I would agree wholeheartedly if it were not me we're talking about. I don't really want a public beating, thanks.


What if Taamar administers it? Would that help?


Uh... not that *I* have any shame, but the kind of beatings I administer should probably not be public.

I'm just sayin'.

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