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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:44 pm 
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The Wine Rack.

http://shopping.syncweekly.com/index.ph ... udontneed/

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available at thebeerbelly.com, $29.95.

I know, right? Maybe you’ve already heard of this thing, maybe you got one in your stocking this year, but it’s all news to me really.

The WineRack is a black sports bra equipped with a 25 oz. polyurethane bladder (roughly two beers) that is equipped with a long drinking straw that has a closeable valve. Your best bet is to load this sucker up with the hard stuff. I don’t imagine anyone who owns this that would do otherwise.

Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!

One worry of the WineRack is that the wearer is consuming liquid from a bladder that essentially boosts her cup size up a few sizes. Once she drinks her fill, what about the obvious decrease in cup size? No worries, ladies. With a simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:52 pm 
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This is reminiscent of Tucker Max filling up a camel back with everclear...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:05 pm 
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Micheal wrote:

One worry of the WineRack is that the wearer is consuming liquid from a bladder that essentially boosts her cup size up a few sizes. Once she drinks her fill, what about the obvious decrease in cup size? No worries, ladies. With a simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.


ROFL!!! Like I need help maintaining my cup size??!! No thanks, I'll carry a flask in my purse! :)

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:39 pm 
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Lol wow..what a concept! The Captain helping to fill out my bra and keeping me relaxed after a hard night at work! Lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:39 am 
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The female version of the beer belly eh?
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

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