DFK! wrote:
How is that even a contest?
I dunno -- there are many out there whose desire for food outweighs that for carnal pleasures.
And besides -- Mmmmmm:
Spoiler:
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Which Would You Rather Have? |
A recent IHOP commercial got me wondering: Which would you rather have? A never-ending plate of a pancake breakfast (with your choice of fixings/sides), or a lifetime pass to the Plane of Beer of Boobs? The choice is yours . . . |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:03 pm ] |
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gotta go with the boobs |
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| Author: | Nevandal [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:21 pm ] |
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boobs on a plane |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:03 pm ] |
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Not a fan of beer, but I love me some boobs. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:44 pm ] |
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I don't really like pancakes. |
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| Author: | DFK! [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:44 pm ] |
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How is that even a contest? |
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| Author: | Diamondeye [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
My wife would object to the boobs. As much as it saddens me I might have to go with the pancakes. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:56 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: I don't really like pancakes. I agree Taly..we need other choices..even though boobs can be interesting. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:57 pm ] |
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DFK! wrote: How is that even a contest? I dunno -- there are many out there whose desire for food outweighs that for carnal pleasures. And besides -- Mmmmmm: Spoiler: Spoiler: |
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| Author: | Adrak [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
I'm going with my underachiever instincts here and settling on both NSFW - Flapjacks |
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| Author: | Sasandra [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
Beer and boobs of course, not that i'm really much of a beer drinker, but lets face it, does the beer part really even matter there? |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:21 am ] |
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you can use the beer to get other people out of the room for more boob time! |
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| Author: | Nevandal [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
Adrak wrote: I'm going with my underachiever instincts here and settling on both NSFW - Flapjacks dude wtf. |
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| Author: | Raell [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:30 am ] |
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I have all the boobs I need. Pancakes FTW! |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
The question needs clarification. To whit: does the phrase "Plane of Beer of Boobs" mean that what you're actually getting is beer extracted from boobs? Or was this a typo, in which case : was the offering intended to be "beer or boobs" or "beer and boobs"? These are important questions. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Which Would You Rather Have? |
Shelgeyr wrote: The question needs clarification. To whit: does the phrase "Plane of Beer of Boobs" mean that what you're actually getting is beer extracted from boobs? Or was this a typo, in which case : was the offering intended to be "beer or boobs" or "beer and boobs"? These are important questions. The entrance to the Plane of Boobs of Beer (or PoBB) is an ornately-carved gateway consisting of two giant breasts from which beer eternally flows. Once inside, you are greeted by an ever-lasting perfect day, stretching to infinity. Landscaping the PoBB are rivers, streams and waterfalls of the perfectly-brewed beer (tasting different to each soul that enters). When it rains, it rains gentle showers of ale. Giant plants whose fruits bloom in the shape of a woman's bare chest, and whose nectar yields the sweetest brews. As for the living inhabitants of the Plane -- nymphs of every skin-hue and chest size (again depending on the preference of the person viewing it) carrying frosted pitchers and drinking glasses that never empty. Elysium meets Hooters. I was honored once to catch fleeting glimpses of this divine place in a vision. |
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| Author: | Rafael [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:41 pm ] |
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DFK! wrote: How is that even a contest? Good question. You could say a lifetime plane ticket of boobs that comes at the cost of colorblindness or a cheek scar and I'd definitely choose over pancakes. I think lumberjacks are badass and all, but I'm not one. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:46 pm ] |
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What a wonderful young male fantasy, with the unfortunate end effect of making the inhabitants grow tired of both, turning the place first into purgatory, then eventually a hell where you come to loathe in perpetuity what you yearned for endlessly in youthful ignorance. Given that I never want to grow tired of women and their parts, I'll skip either offer and head to a more conventional reward. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:54 pm ] |
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Ah but that's the beauty -- as the Plane is divine in nature, you would always aspire to return there, hoping someday to reap your eternal reward there. While living, you are free to come and go from the Plane as you please, and when you exit -- you remember it only as the sweetest dream you ever had, and one that you cannot wait to experience again. |
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| Author: | Lydiaa [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:32 pm ] |
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I don't like pancakes and I have boobies... hmmm... I also don't drink... This question is stupid =P |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:08 pm ] |
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Lydiaa wrote: I don't like pancakes and I have boobies... hmmm... I also don't drink... This question is stupid =P Ditto. Imma go in the kitchen, make some pancakes, stick them on my boobies, and pour beer on my head. 
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:14 pm ] |
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Pour the beer into a mug, go into the bedroom and call to Nitefox. More fun to be had that way for both of you. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:27 pm ] |
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With our luck, thats how our next child would be conceived.....heh. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:50 pm ] |
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LadyKate wrote: Imma go in the kitchen, make some pancakes, stick them on my boobies, and pour beer on my head. Pics please. |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:10 am ] |
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LadyKate wrote: Imma go in the kitchen, make some pancakes, stick them on my boobies, and pour beer on my head. /win
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