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| Author: | TheRiov [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Declarative Statements |
Ok, I have a minor hobby... I usually put declarative statements (usually an attempt to be humorous ) in idle messages, status updates. I've done it for 15 years now, I started back with MUD's, MUSES and MUSHs. I started saving mine, and I figured I'd share. 99A% of them are not original, most are just a reflection of my mood that day--usually a Song, Line from a TV show, play or movie I'm wondering how many people actually 'get' the references... Do you? And if so, which? I can only conclude I am accumulating a Kharmic surpllus at a vastly accellerated rate - Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet... Sagittarius 15's. Born 1978. Enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal. Be strong and you will be renewed. Identify. This is a newcomer: Triffidus Celestus, brought to Earth on the meteorite during the Day of the Triffids. Reclassifying this as a Panic "Surge" ...would that I DID mean Dallas. Love is handing someone 1000 ways to hurt you and then trusting them not to. Channelling Billy Flinn. I saw my shadow today too. No one cared. ...for we would never have marched so far, to be food for a carrion crow. Every bone's been broken, and my heart is still wide open... is finally facing his Waterloo. When you love someone: Winning an argument is still a net loss. -- Not a reference to something else. sorry is having a moment of self-doubt. "Do I REALLY know what Bo don't know?" is the man, the man with the Midas touch; a spider's touch. got RickRolled by my own iPod. How Embarassing. answers, 'Nothin' but the rain." is not just an April Fool. - Not a reference to anything But I will wear my heart on my sleeve/For daws to peck at. GDISK32 mbrain /DISKWIPE /DODWIPE Do not meddle in the affairs of IT Wizards for we are Geeky and Socially awkward. is one lab accident away from being a super villian. Life is a highway; I'm roadkill. The thought that life could be better is woven indelibly into our hearts and our brains. is producing an Album of his psychedelic IT work, under the label "The Jesse Hembroff Experience" Let go your shank painter, let go your cat stopper! Haul up your clewgarnets, let tacks and sheets fly! The day needs my saving expertise. - Incorrect With great power comes great dEnergy/dTime. |
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| Author: | Ulfynn [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
...you think love is to prey, but I'm sorry I don't pray that way... - From a song I believe, though I can't think of what it is off the top of my head Tilting at windmills. - Don Quixiote put me on a highway, show me a sign. And take it to the limit one more time. - Take it to the Limit by the Eagles Is this the real life? is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality? - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen No power in the 'verse can stop me. - I'm thinking Firefly I guess every form of refuge has its price... - Lyin' Eyes by the Eagles ...then let me build a bridge, for I cannot fill the chasm... - Fortress Around Your Heart by Sting (great song) I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign, but its my destiny to be the king of Pain. - King of Pain by The Police Love can mend your life, but love can break your heart. - Message in a Bottle by The Police is heading into the desert on a horse with no name. - Horse With No Name by America? , Dark Lord of the Sith - Dark Helmet said to the Thief, "There must be some way out of here. There's too much confusion. I can't get no relief" - All Along the Watchtower which I will say is by Jimi Hendrix since Dylan once said that even though he (Dylan) wrote it, Jimi made it his. is 2 Legit 2 Quit - MC Hammer stands in the place where he works, then faces West and wonders why he hasn't now. - Stand by REM was exposed to gamma radiation and is feeling a bit green today. - The Incredible Hulk is still crazy after all these years. - Paul Simon In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie... - is this that book that ripped off WoW? (joke) Velociraptor Awareness Day - April 18th: ARE YOU AWARE? - ??? A Dune joke ??? Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we set our scene - the bard? There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green. - This phrase activates Mellie (Dollhouse) Is running down the road trying to loosen his load, got a world of trouble on my mind. - Take it Easy by the Eagles is burnin' doing the neutron dance. - Pointer Sisters is reelin' in the years. - Steely Dan Let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late. - All Along the Watchtower again without a nose, without my pride, I reach out from the inside. - In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel is already standing on the ground. - Peaceful Easy Feeling by the Eagles ? Roads? Where we're going we dont NEED roads. - Doc, Back to the Future edit: yes im bored today and no I didnt use Google. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:30 pm ] |
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Quote: ...you think love is to prey, but I'm sorry I don't pray that way... - From a song I believe, though I can't think of what it is off the top of my head Tainted Love - Soft Cell. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
Quote: Each morning I get up I die a little; can't barely stand on my feet... Somebody to Love---Queen |
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| Author: | TheRiov [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:07 pm ] |
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crossed off the ones people got |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:25 pm ] |
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TheRiov wrote: crossed off the ones people got Cool. I just sort of assumed Raber had got them all. Quote: the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool... Bare Naked Ladies intro to The Big Bang Theory Quote: Busted flat in baton Rogue, waitin' on a train, I was feelin' near as faded as my jeans... Janis Joplin Bobby McGee....my favorite song to cover! Quote: has no feel, I have no rhythm, I just keep losing my beat. Queen again, somebody to love Quote: change his name to "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter Thats all I know without googling |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:33 pm ] |
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No plan survives first contact intact.-Murphy's Law of Combat Sometimes, Even music cannot substitute for your tears. - Cool Cool River, Paul Simon Oh, what a rogue and pleasant slave am I? - Hamlet It is a custom more honour'd in the breach than the observance. - Hamlet ...the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool... - Big Bang Theory, Barenaked Ladies? at all times I have enjoy'd Greatly, have suffr'd greatly, both with those who loved me and alone - Ulysses Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc - We gladly feast on those who would subdue us - Adams Family Motto ...Here endeth the lesson... - The Untouchables (It's a common phrase in religious services after a Biblical passage as well). Busted flat in baton Rogue [sic], waitin' on a train, I was feelin' near as faded as my jeans - Me and Bobby McGee, Kris Krostofferson/Janis Joplin |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:43 pm ] |
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Take me out to the black. Tell 'em I ain't comin' back. - Firefly I guess every form of refuge has its price... - Eagles - Raber already got it. Once in every show, there comes a song like this, it starts off soft and low and ends up with a kiss... - The Song That Goes Like This, Spamalot Michael Rennie was ill, the day the Earth stood still, and they told us where to stand... - Rocky Horror I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign, but its my destiny to be the king of Pain. - King of Pain, Sting/Police came on the sloop John B. - Sloop John B, - Beach Boys |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:54 pm ] |
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And those things do best please me, That do befall preposterously. - A Midsummer Night's Dream A sadder and a wiser man, he rose the morrow morn. - Rime of the Ancient Mariner The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present - Lincoln Ex Astris, Scientia - From the stars, knowledge - Star Trek, Starfleet Motto |
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| Author: | Katas [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
TheRiov wrote: Like emptiness in harmony, I need someone to comfort me. - Homeward Bound ...maybe I've a reason to believe we both will be received in Graceland... Every bone's been broke, and my heart is still wide open… When you love someone: Winning an argument is still a net loss. came on the sloop John B. - My grandfather and me… Beach Boys, IIRC. can has cheezburger. - lolcat 's solutions only work for spherical chickens in a vacuum. - physics joke, repeated on Big Bang Theory carries the reminder of every glove that laid him down… - The Boxer 525,000 minutes - Rent Velociraptor Awareness Day - April 18th: ARE YOU AWARE? - Incorrect - xkcd The day needs my saving expertise. - Sounds like Doctor Who. pay no attentio to the man behind the computer, I am the great and powerful Oz. - Frank L. Baum Did the tiger come out of that door or did the lady? - The Lady or the Tiger - classic short story |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
Quote: carries the reminder of every glove that laid him down . . . The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel. I can name off a bunch more, maybe I will later, but that is one of my all time favorites. |
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| Author: | Dalantia [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:09 am ] |
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...Here endeth the lesson... - The Untouchables at all times I have enjoyed greatly, and have suffered greatly, with those who have loved me, and alone - Ulysses |
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| Author: | Gorse [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
No plan survives first contact intact. Pretty sure it’s “Von” [bonus points for this reference] aka Carl von Clausewitz Never been lonley, Never been lied to, never had to scuffle in fear, nothing denied to... (born at the instant, the chuch bells chimed, and the whole world whispering) Born at the right time- Paul Simon there's no dobut about it, it was the myth of fingerprints – (that’s what that old Army post is for) All around the World – Paul Simon (detecting I’m a Paul Simon fan yet?) Take me out to the black. Tell 'em I ain't comin' back. From Firefly theme song written by Josh Whedon I guess every form of refuge has its price... Peaceful Easy Feeling – Eagles Soylent Green! Its what's for dinner. Sounds like something Zombie esque cross of Soylent Green (is people and Beef) It’s what’s for dinner. I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign, but its my destiny to be the king of Pain. King of Pain - Police ...maybe I've a reason to believe we both will be received in Graceland... Graceland – Paul Simon can has cheezburger. ? LOLCatz isn’t it. is hopeful that the spider that bit him was radioactive. Now I just need webshooters. Peter Parker – aka Spiderman? Prepare to come about...ready about... HARD ALEE!! I recognize them as sailing commands, easily could have been used in dozens of sailing movies, so not sure of this reference Ex Astris, Scientia – from the starts comes knowledge – Star Trek reference (Ex Scientia Tridens – from knowledge sea-power – aka the Naval Academy motto) I knew a bunch of the others already identified too and felt I should know many of the others, but just not popping. |
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| Author: | Noggel [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
TheRiov wrote: Not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet... Make a little birdhouse in your soul! They Might Be Giants  TheRiov wrote: answers, 'Nothin' but the rain." BSG TheRiov wrote: The day needs my saving expertise. - Incorrect The (in?)famous Captain Hammer... |
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| Author: | Serienya [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:26 pm ] |
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Damn, you beat me to TMBG! |
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| Author: | Serienya [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:28 pm ] |
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"...for we would never have marched so far, to be food for a carrion crow." Sting - Something the Boy Said |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Declarative Statements |
Quote: is the man, the man with the Midas touch; a spider's touch Goldfinger, theme song. Quote: is finally facing his Waterloo. Waterloo, Stonewall Jackson, though also by someone a long time ago. |
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| Author: | Loki [ Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:56 am ] |
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The Carousel reference to Logan's Run. |
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