The Glade 4.0

So I was chatting at work and one of my friends said "When Arnold Palmer wants a drink, do you think he orders a 'ME'?" And I asked him what I'd be served if I ordered a drink with his name.

So... if I walk into the glade bar and order your drink, what do I get?

Order a Taamar and you'll get organic hot chocolate with a shot of Grand Marnier and a sprinkle of cayenne.

A man walks into a bar. You'd think he would have ducked, right?

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The Dude abides.

There's these two baby seals, and they walk into a club...

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Likely a rum and rum and rum and coke with lime.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Go into a bar and order a darksiege...

they would put 2 glasses in front of you. The first would be filled with 4 ounces of Seagrams 7 and 4 ounces of 7-Up, and the other would be a strangely shaped glass with a strange spoon on top of it.

The strangely shaped glass would be half filled with an anise flavored emerald colored wine, the spoon would hold a sugar cube and they would pour laudinum over the top of it to fill the other ounce of the glass. They would then set it on fire to melt the sugar.

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Hot coffee with a shot of Jameson's & a tablespoon of chili-flavored cocoa powder.

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Water. On the rocks.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I don't know...but I do know it would hurt to drink. And it would **** you up. Like, seriously.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon, wrapped 'round a large gold brick?

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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I haven't a clue.

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“The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.” - Pearl S. Buck

I was going to say Tequila and Grand Marnier, with lime juice, on the rocks. Glass rimmed with salt. But I figured I might be stepping on your toes.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Maybe?

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Flaming Müs:

Take a shot glass
layer in Kahlua, baileys, and Everclear.

Light, blow out, and slam.

Repeat until she's hittable.

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Holy shitsnacks!

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Crimson likes green pond water in a bowl.

Got ya.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

Something cheap.

Phases of life. Many different drinks over the years, depending on my activity level.

Today, unsweetened iced tea, twist of lemon, ice water back.
Last year, a chilled 24 oz bottle of diet pepsi.
18 years ago, Milk, warm with some cocoa, two shakes of the cinnamon can,
22 years ago, Tullamore Dew in a rocks glass, no rocks
25 years ago, single malt scotch neat, leave the bottle.
34 years ago, six-pack of the cheapest bear I could find, yes, all at the same time, thank you.

One of the favorite imaginary drinks an old actor friend of mine invented. Confused bartenders for years with it, Wry over Rye, blood of a critic, sticken not sharred.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Hummm a drink...

Take a large glass. Fill with crushed ice. Three shots of SoCo in the bottom then fill the rest with Dr. Pepper.

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Raell Kromwell

They sold bears in 6 packs in the 70's?

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Holy shitsnacks!

It was the 70's. You could find your special brand of kink on any street corner.

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Raell Kromwell

Gummi bears go back a long way.

But I meant beer.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Is that a type of Sake or grog?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Looks like green tea.

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This. I don't drink alcohol, so I seriously doubt my 'drink' would be alcoholic

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