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Author:  Müs [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:16 pm ]
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Little Known Moose Facts: Courtesy of http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Moose

The moose has been known to attack and sodomize random people out in the woods.
Around 13% of all moose attacks are caused by drunk moose?
Since the moose is of a larger species than the human it has more thrusting power, but will do it not as quickly as the average man. The moose will take up to 7 minutes before layering his lover with a rare substance known as moose goo.
Moose are the ones responsible of 2pac's death.
Moose celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day.
They know what is hidden in Area 51.
Moose are the result of a natural 20 rolled by God.
Moose is the main ingredient of Heineken.
The plural of Moose, is Meese
Only predator is the crocoduck.
Author:  Taskiss [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:35 pm ]
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OMG! I didn't know this!

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Moos ... cteristics

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The antlers of a moose are the result of a moose trying to look cooler than a camel. In this they fail spectacularly and end up merely looking like camel wanna-be's. As a consolation for their efforts, Canadian squirrels have taken to leading the stupid creatures around while engaging in national security issues, investigating Russian ex-KGB associates known only by their code names "Boris" and "Natasha".


That explains so much!
Author:  Kirra [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:50 pm ]
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Moose goo? :shock: Tas...your camel better make a run for it..
Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:38 pm ]
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Quote:
The moose will take up to 7 minutes before layering his lover with a rare substance known as moose goo.


well atleast the moose is statistically above average =P (numbers not verified)
Author:  Micheal [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:40 pm ]
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Facts? Or a confession?

Turn yourself in Moose, before someone gets killed.
Author:  Müs [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:16 pm ]
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Or covered in Moose Goo.
Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:03 am ]
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Müs wrote:
Or covered in Moose Goo.


http://www.ultralightbackpacker.com/moosegoo.html
Author:  Kirra [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:20 am ]
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Per tube of Mus Goo...

1320 calories
172g carbs (70 simple, 102 complex)
24g protein
38g fat (That's a high proportion of fat, but what the heck...)

Wow...What have you been eating Arafys? :shock:
Author:  Micheal [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:23 am ]
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Kirra, that is a straight line that could prompt many answers, several of them especially provocative and rude.

Cruel, but well done.
Author:  Kirra [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:04 pm ]
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Oooo... :oops:

I need to think before I type..
Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:05 pm ]
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Kirra wrote:
Oooo... :oops:

I need to think before I type..


That wouldn't make these threads nearly as much fun to read, now would it? :mrgreen:
Author:  Müs [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:13 pm ]
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Micheal wrote:
Kirra, that is a straight line that could prompt many answers, several of them especially provocative and rude.

Cruel, but well done.


<frenchyaccent>Zut alors! Our love, she is as passionate as she is forbidden. </frenchyaccent>
Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:19 pm ]
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Image

Such a stud.
Author:  Müs [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:26 pm ]
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Hell yeah. I <3's me some margaritas and hawaiian shirts.
Author:  Micheal [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:33 pm ]
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buh buh bad to the antler.

Careful about Hawaiian shirts Mus, I have over a dozen I own and love. None in that particular print though.
Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:53 pm ]
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I didn't know meeses had chin-balls.
Author:  Kirra [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:54 am ]
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Margaritas are Awsome!
Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:44 am ]
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Kirra wrote:
Margaritas are Awsome! And so is stripping Mus naked and riding him across a river!
Author:  Müs [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:27 am ]
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I've become a Meme.

Awesome.

And Kate... Yes. It is awesome ;) Provided the river isn't *too* cold.
Author:  Loki [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:14 pm ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Kirra wrote:
Margaritas are Awsome! And so is stripping Mus naked and riding him across a river!


Sign me up! :lol:
Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:41 pm ]
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Loki, I know everyone is dying to strip Mus naked and ride him across the river but you are just going to have to get in line!
Author:  Taskiss [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:08 pm ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Loki, I know everyone is dying to strip Mus naked and ride him across the river but you are just going to have to get in line!

Why? I'm betting he can carry us all at the same time.
Author:  Kirra [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:17 pm ]
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Depends how big you are Tas... Aren't camels on the larger side? No offense ;)
Author:  Taskiss [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:23 pm ]
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Kirra wrote:
Depends how big you are Tas... Aren't camels on the larger side? No offense ;)

You all are going to get on, I'm gunna be the motor.

putputputputput inda putputputputput....
Author:  Kirra [ Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:26 pm ]
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I don't wanna know how you are gonna attach your camel motor to Mus... :shock:
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