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Author:  TheRiov [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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Ok. The goal here is simply to come up with the most creative form of murder possible. Such methods should be imaginative but plausible.


Intend to use Bacos and radiation poisoning and put it in salad bars.
Salty, crunchy deathy goodness that goes well with skin lesions, hair loss and ranch dressing.

Author:  DFK! [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:44 pm ]
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wtf yo

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:16 pm ]
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Serial killing or mass killing, there is a fine distinction there.

Author:  LadyKate [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:27 pm ]
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And he wonders why he can't get a date.

Author:  Lex Luthor [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:10 pm ]
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I used to tape ants to the ends of arrows and shoot them... but we're talking people here. Shoving people in front of subway trains could be fun, but it's only a 1 in 3 death rate, and you'd probably get caught after the first or second. I once climbed up an active volcano on Guadalupe, and there were large ventholes spewing out sulfur gas all over the place, with people standing near the edges. The gas was pretty loud and you could possibly get away with shoving people into those. They would die in the fall probably, and melt in the lava below.

The Nazis were pretty creative with their gas chambers. Can't think of much else now, and it's time to head home.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:36 pm ]
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There's plenty of bush out there, and forest fires almost every year >.>
It's the killing that could get ikky <.<

Author:  TheRiov [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:33 pm ]
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Are you kidding LK? Most the women I date would love this discussion.

Author:  Slythe [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:47 pm ]
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This thread is not a good place to go.

Oh wait, I guess you just said "creative" and not "evil and sadistic". I suppose there's a difference. Unfortunately, the only examples I've seen of the former have involved the latter.

Author:  Lenas [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:48 pm ]
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TheRiov wrote:
Are you kidding LK? Most the women I date would love this discussion.

I think that's the problem, bro.

Author:  TheRiov [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:26 pm ]
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a macabre sense of humor is not a failing.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:42 pm ]
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personally i've always thought of death by drinking too much water was an interesting one... or too much oxygen... hmmm...

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:30 pm ]
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If we're going there, use insulin.

Author:  Rafael [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:44 pm ]
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chain suicide letter

Author:  LadyKate [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:04 pm ]
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Lenas wrote:
TheRiov wrote:
Are you kidding LK? Most the women I date would love this discussion.

I think that's the problem, bro.


Hahahahaa!!

My friends and I used to have these discussions back in college, but it was always along the lines of how could you commit the perfect murder and not leave any evidence.
I think we decided that grinding someone up in a woodchipper and feeding them to a catfish pond was the way to go.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:09 pm ]
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except the blood... death by water poisoning is so much easier linked to suicide...

Author:  LadyKate [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:25 am ]
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Yeah but how do you force them to drink the water? If it gets in their lungs, they've drowned and if there is any indication of a struggle, its murder.

Author:  Taskiss [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:45 am ]
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In the library with a lead pipe.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:01 pm ]
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Taskiss wrote:
In the library with a lead pipe.

I'm Cl. Mustard Biotch!

Author:  Taskiss [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:15 pm ]
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darksiege wrote:
Taskiss wrote:
In the library with a lead pipe.

I'm Cl. Mustard Biotch!

And there you have it.

Book 'im Danno.

Author:  Raziel6K [ Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:08 pm ]
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Okay so here's what you do. You create a series of companies that pump greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere in extreme amounts warming the planet to the point that it become unable to support life.

Oh.. wait you said probable, sorry. :lol:

Author:  Raell [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:25 am ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Lenas wrote:
TheRiov wrote:
Are you kidding LK? Most the women I date would love this discussion.

I think that's the problem, bro.


Hahahahaa!!

My friends and I used to have these discussions back in college, but it was always along the lines of how could you commit the perfect murder and not leave any evidence.
I think we decided that grinding someone up in a woodchipper and feeding them to a catfish pond was the way to go.



You would never get the wood chipper clean...never.

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:15 am ]
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Seriously, use insulin it is metabolized by the body and a naturally occuring hormone. No one would see it.

Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:53 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Seriously, use insulin it is metabolized by the body and a naturally occuring hormone. No one would see it.


They would find the needle mark. Well, they always do in the movies anyway.

Raell: Yeah, we never figured out what to do with the woodchipper.

Author:  TheRiov [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:32 am ]
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melt it down. But that team at the Jeffersonian Institute could still solve it ;-)

I've been told Lye is good for disolving organic tissue.

Author:  Tymoria Brightblade [ Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:03 pm ]
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so I'm guessing the multi-grain Cheerios I just murdered doesnt count in this discusion? ;)

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