# (Big) Beanpole
# (Luscious) Lollipop
# 100% all-beef thermometer
# 21st digit
A
# Abdomen
# Ace in the hole
# Acorn Andy
# Action Jackson
# Adam Halfpint
# Admiral Winky
# African black snake
# Afro man
# AIDS baster
# AIDS grenade, The
# Alabama blacksnake
# Albino cave dweller
# All-day sucker
# Anaconda
# Anal impaler
# Anal intruder
# Anal Spear
# Ankle spanker
# Apple-headed monster
# *** blaster
# *** pirate
# *** wedge
# Astralgod
# Auger-headed gut wrench
B
# Ba-donk-a-donk
# Baby maker
# Baby's arm holding an apple
# Baby's arm in a boxing glove
# Bacon bazooker
# Bacon rod
# Badboy
# Bagpipe
# Bald Avenger, The
# Bald butler
# Bald-headed beauty
# Bald-headed giggle stick
# Bald-headed hermit
# Bald-headed Jesus
# Bald-headed yogurt slinger
# Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispens
# Ball buddy
# Baloney pony
# Banana
# Bat and balls
# Battering ram
# Bavarian Beefstick
# Bayonet
# Bean stalk
# Beard splitter
# Bearded burglar
# Beastus maximus
# Beaver buster
# Beaver Cleaver
# Bed snake
# Beef baton
# Beef bayonet
# Beef belt buckle
# Beef bugle
# Beef bus
# Beef missile
# Beef soldier
# Beef stick
# Beefy McManstick
# Bell rope
# Belly stick
# Best leg of three
# Big Dick & the twins
# Big Dickus
# Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
# Big Jim and the Twins
# Big Johnson
# Big Lebowski
# Big Mac
# Big number one
# Big red
# Big rod
# Big Uncle
# Biggus Dickus
# Bilbo Baggins
# Bishop with his nice red hat
# Bishop, The
# ***** blaster
# ***** stick
# Bits and pieces
# Blind butler
# Blind snake
# Blood blunt
# Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
# Blood slug
# Blood sword
# Blow pop
# Blowtorch
# Blue steel
# Blue-veined jackhammer
# Blue-veined junket pumper
# Blue-veined piccolo
# Blue-veined puss chucker
# Blue-veiner
# Blunt
# Bob
# Bob Dole
# Bob Johnson
# Bobo
# Bone
# Bone phone
# Bone rollercoaster
# Bone-her
# Boneless beef
# Boneless fish
# Boner
# Boney cannelloni
# Boom stick
# Bop gun
# Bottle rocket
# Bow-legged swamp donkey
# Box buster
# Boybrush
# Bradford and the pair
# Bratwurst
# Breakfast burrito
# Breakfast wood
# Broom
# Brutus
# Bubba
# Bulbulous big-knob
# Bumtickler
# Bush beater
# Bush rusher
# Bushwhacker
# Buster Hymen
# Buster McThunderstick
# Butt blaster
# Butt pirate
# Butter churn
# Butterknife
C
# Camel rider
# Candy cane
# Canelo
# Caped crusader
# Captain Bilbo
# Captain Caveman
# Captain Crook
# Captain Hook
# Captain Howdy
# Captain Kirk
# Captain Winky
# Carnal stump
# Cattle prod
# Cave hunter
# Cax
# Cervix crusader
# Cervix pounder
# Chancellor, The
# Chap
# Charlie Russell the one-eyed mus
# Cheese staff
# Cherry picker
# Cherry poppin' daddy
# Cherry splitter
# Chi Zi Wang
# Chick sticker
# Chicksicle
# Chief of staff
# Chimbo
# Chimney cleaner
# Choad (chode)
# Choo-choo
# Chorizo
# Chowder dumper
# Chubby
# Chubby conquistador, The
# Chum
# Chunder thunder
# Chunk 'o' love
# Cigar
# Circus boy
# Clam digger
# Clam hammer
# Clam sticker
# Clit tickler
# Clown, The
# Cob
# Cock
# Cock goblin
# Cock-a-saurus Rex
# Cocktus
# Cockus erectus
# Codger
# Colon cowboy
# Colon crusader
# Colossus
# Coral branch
# Corndog
# Cornholer
# Cornstalk
# Cornstalk cowboy
# Crack hunter
# Crack smacker
# Cramstick
# Crank
# Crank shaft
# Cream bandit
# Cream cannon
# Cream spritzer
# Cream-filled meat stick
# Creamsicle
# Creamstick
# Crimson chitterling
# Crimson Darth Vader
# Crippler
# Crotch cobra
# Crotch cowboy
# Crotch rocket
# Crotch vomiter
# Crushin' Russian, The
# Cum pump
# Cummingtonite
# Cunny-catcher
# **** caper, The
# **** companion
# **** pumper
# **** rifle
# **** scrubber
# Cupid's arrow
# Curious George
# Custard cannon
# Custard chucker
# Custard pump
# Cyclops
# Cycloptic milk spitter
D
# Daddy Long-stroke
# Danger the one-eyed ranger
# Danglin' fury
# Danglin' wang
# Dangling participle
# Dart of love
# Darth Vader
# Davy Crockett
# Deep-veined purple-helmeted spar
# Demeanor, The
# Diamond cutter
# Dick
# Dickimus Maximus
# Dickory dock
# Dickory-smoked coal sausage
# Digit
# Diller
# Dilly-ho-ho
# Ding-a-ling
# Ding-dong
# Dingaroo
# Dingle
# Dingle dangle
# Dingledong
# Dinglehopper
# Dingus
# Dingy
# Dinky
# Dipstick
# Dirk Diggler
# Divining rod
# Dobber
# Docking tube
# Dog knot
# Dolphin
# Dong
# Dong-bong
# Dong-stick
# Dongle
# Donker
# Donkey Kong
# Doo-dad
# Doo-dar
# Doo-hickey
# Doodle
# Doodle dandy
# Dooflinky
# Dooker
# Doppelganger
# Dora the anal explorer
# Dork
# Doughnut holder
# Dr. Cyclops
# Dr. Feelgood
# Dr. Wang
# Dribbling dart of love
# Dribbling dragon
# Duke, The
# Dumb stick
# Dungula bone
E
# Early riser, The
# Earthworm Jim
# Easy rider
# Egg roll
# Eight inches of blunt fury
# Eight inches of throbbing pink J
# El Capitan
# El Presidente
# Elastic plastic
# Elephant trunk
# Elmer the glue shooter
# Elvis
# Engine cranker
# Equipment
# Everlasting gob-dropper
# Every-other-time
# Excalibur
# Excreting eel
# Executive staff member
F
# Fallopian fiddler
# Family jewels
# Fandangle
# Fandangled mandangler
# Fat Albert
# Fat finger
# Fat Johnson
# Fetus feeler
# Fiddle bow
# Fiddle stick
# Fire breathing dragon
# Fire hose
# Fire rod
# Fireman Ed
# Firm worm
# Fish hook
# Fishing rod
# Fishing tackle
# Flapdoodle
# Flesh bat
# Flesh cigar
# Flesh enema
# Flesh flute
# Flesh hoagie
# Flesh injection
# Flesh maggot
# Flesh missile
# Flesh pistol
# Flesh rocket
# Flesh tornado
# Flesh trumpet
# Flesh twinkie
# Fleshbone
# Fleshy Winnebago, The
# Flip-flap
# Fluid spitter
# Foaming beef probe
# Fondo worm
# Foo-foo
# Foofer (Foof)
# Fool sticker
# Footlong
# Frank 'n' beans
# Frankfurter
# Freddy firehose
# Freddy fish monger
# Free Willy
# Frigamajig
# Frightful Hog, The
# **** ferret
# **** flute
# **** puppet
# ****
# ****
# Fudgebar
# Fudgepacker
# Full meal
# Fun gun
# Fun truncheon
# Fury, The
# Fuzzbuster
G
# Gadget
# Gag mallet
# Gap stopper
# Gash mallet
# Gear shift
# General, The
# German soldier, The
# Gherkin
# Giant-sized man-thing
# Giggle stick
# Gimmer stick
# Girthy McGirth
# Girthy sausage
# Giving tree, The
# Gleaming love sword
# Glo worm
# Gluestick
# Godzilla
# Goo pipe
# Goose's neck
# Governor
# Grabthar's hammer
# Grandpa's knee
# Granite edifice
# Gravy maker
# Great pyramid, The
# Grinding tool
# Grissel stick
# Gummi worm
# Gushin' Prussian, The
# Gut buster, The
# Gut stick
# Gut tappa, The
# Gut wrench
# Guy, My
H
# Hair splitter
# Hairy acorn
# Hairy Houdini
# Hairy pencil
# Hairy scary and the two bald men
# Hairy snake
# Ham roll
# Hammer of Thor
# Hampton
# ****
# Handgun
# Handwarmer
# Handy andy
# Hang-lo
# Hanging Chad
# Hanging hag
# Hanging Johnny
# Happy Harry Hard-on
# Happy worm
# Hard-on
# Hardware
# Harry
# Harry & the Hendersons
# Harry hot dog
# He who must be obeyed
# He-ham
# He-man sword
# Heat-seeking moisture missile
# Heavy hitter
# Helmet man
# Herbie
# Herculean lizard
# Hercules
# Herman the one-eyed German
# Herman von Longschlongstein
# Hidden treasure
# High pressure vein cane
# Him-hang
# His Eminence
# His majesty
# His rig
# Hog
# Hog leg
# Hole cork
# Holy poker
# Holy water sprinkler
# Homewrecker, The
# Homo Erectus
# Honeypot cleaver
# Honeystick
# Honk the Magic Goose
# Hoo hoo
# Hooded warrior
# Hooty hoo
# Horse-necked clam
# Hose
# Hot beef injection
# Hot dog
# Hot popsicle
# Hot rod Harvey
# Hot stick
# Hot tamale
# Hugo
# Hum-diddler
# Humongo
# Hung Wei Lo
# Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
# Hymen hammer
I
# Ice cream machine
# Impregnator
# Incredible bulk, The
# Inflatable iron
# Injection erection
# Instant sex drive lever
# Internal spinal massager
# Intrusion protrusion
# Invincible man, The
# Iron horse
# Iron rod
# Italian stallion
# Itty bitty meat
# Ivan the Terrible
# Ivory shaft
J
# Jack in the box
# Jackhammer
# Jake the one-eyed snake
# Javelin
# Jellyfish
# Jerkin' gherkin
# Jibberstick
# Jigger
# Jiggling bone
# Jim and the twins
# Jiminy Cricket
# Jimmer jammer
# Jimmy
# Jimmy Wriggler
# Jing jang
# Jingle bone
# Jive sausage
# Jizz syringe, The
# Jizz whiz
# Jockey stick
# John Thomas
# John Thursday
# Johnny Cockrane
# Johnny Come Early
# Johnson
# Joint
# JoJo the circus clown
# Jolly green giant
# Jolly jellybean
# Joybuzzer
# Joyprong
# Joystick
# Julio
# Junior
# Junior burger
# Junk
K
# Kaptain Kielbasa
# Ken cracker
# Kentucky horn
# Kentucky telescope
# Kibble 'n' Bitz
# Kick stand
# Kidney cracker
# Kidney scraper
# Kidney wiper
# Kielbasa
# King Dingaling
# King Dong
# King, The
# Kipper ripper
# Knee knocker
# Knob
# Knowledge stick
# Kojak
# Komodo dragon
# Kong
# Kosher pickle
L
# Lady dagger
# Lance of love
# Lap rope
# Last action hero
# Leader of the sack
# Leaky faucet
# Leather lollipop
# Lewinski lunch
# Lickin' stick
# Licorice stick
# Life preserver
# Lil buddy
# Lil Mr.
# Lincoln log
# Little admiral, The
# Little bastard
# Little Billy
# Little bishop in a turtle neck
# Little brother
# Little Colonel
# Little Dickie
# Little Dutch boy
# Little Elvis
# Little friend
# Little gator
# Little guy
# Little Jesus
# Little Juan
# Little man
# Little shepherd boy
# Little slugger
# Little Willy
# Live sausage
# Lizard
# Lobster
# Lollipop
# Long Dong Silver
# Long John
# Long Tom
# Longrod Von Hugenstein
# Lord Hardwick
# Lord James D'Armais
# Lord Plumber
# Louisville plugger
# Louisville slugger
# Love gun
# Love leg
# Love log
# Love lollipop
# Love meat
# Love muscle
# Love pole
# Love pump
# Love sausage
# Love stick
# Love sub
# Love sword
# Love thruster
# Love torpedo
# Love train
# Love truncheon
# Love wand
# Love weasel
# Love whistle
# Love-n-ator, The
# Lucky charm
# Lucky Chucky
# Lunch
# Lunchmeat truncheon
# Lung disturber
# Lung puncturer
M
# Magenta mushroom
# Magic Johnson
# Magic member
# Magic stick
# Magic wand
# Main vein
# Major Manchowder
# Major woody
# Man axe
# Man cannon
# Man hammer
# Man in the pink helmet, The
# Man loaf
# Man log
# Man meat
# Man muscle
# Man pipe
# Man plow
# Man pole
# Man root
# Man's best friend
# Man-dingler
# Man-milk dispenser
# Man-sized manicotti
# Manchild
# Mandingo
# Mangina
# Mangroin
# Manimal
# Manoy
# Marriage tackle
# Marrowbone
# Master blaster
# Master John Goodfellow
# Master of ceremonies
# Master Wang
# Mayonnaise cannon
# Mayonnaise pistol
# Maypole
# Meat
# Meat 'n' (two) veggies
# Meat 'n' potatoes
# Meat balloon
# Meat bat
# Meat cigar
# Meat enema
# Meat flute
# Meat hammer
# Meat harp
# Meat missile
# Meat musket
# Meat pipe
# Meat pole
# Meat popsicle
# Meat puppet
# Meat skewer
# Meat speculum
# Meat stick
# Meat straw
# Meat tampon
# Meat thermometer
# Meat train
# Meat twinkie
# Meat whistle
# Meat wrench
# Meatsicle
# Meaty cudgel
# Meaty internal spine support
# Meaty tongue depressor
# Melon baster
# Member
# Menstrual miner
# Midas
# Middle leg
# Midnight wangler, The
# Mighty anaconda, The
# Mighty Dolan, The
# Mighty Joe Young
# Mighty monkey
# Mighty Thor, The
# Milkman
# Mini-me
# Mister
# Mister happy
# Moby Dick
# Mojo
# Molten mushroom, The
# Monkey
# Monkey tamer, The
# Monkeymaker
# Monster, The
# Monty's python
# Morning glory
# Morning muscle
# Moses
# Mr Johnson and the juice crew
# Mr. Bendy
# Mr. Big
# Mr. Bigglesworth
# Mr. Bo
# Mr. Boing Boing
# Mr. Bojangles
# Mr. Bozack
# Mr. Clean
# Mr. Eel-y
# Mr. Friendly
# Mr. Giggles
# Mr. Good Bar
# Mr. Happy
# Mr. Jiggle Daddy
# Mr. Magoo
# Mr. Matey
# Mr. Merrymaker
# Mr. Microphone
# Mr. Mojo Risin'
# Mr. Mouth Missle
# Mr. Mushroom head
# Mr. Pee-pee
# Mr. Peepers
# Mr. Plumpy
# Mr. Potato Head
# Mr. President
# Mr. Rogers
# Mr. Salami
# Mr. Sniffles
# Mr. Toad's wild ride
# Mr. Wiggles
# Mr. Wigglestick
# Mr. Wiggly
# Mr. Wiggly Flops
# Mr. Willy
# Mr. Winky
# Mr. Wobbly
# Muff marauder, The
# Muff mole
# Muffin butterer
# Mule
# Munchkin Maker
# Murky Lurker, The
# Muscle of love
# Mushroom on a stick
# Mushroom-tipped love dart
# Mushroom-tipped man sword
# Mustn'touchit
# Mutton dagger
# Mutton javelin
# Mutton pole
# Muzzled bulldog
N
# Nag
# Nail
# Navajo hogan, The
# Nebuchadnezzar
# Needle
# Night stick
# Nightcrawler
# Nimrod
# Nine inch knocker
# Nudger
# Nuke, The
# Nut cannon
O
# O'Henry
# Ol' diamond cutter
# Ol' one-eye
# Old Blind Bob
# Old chap
# Old drizzly
# Old faithful
# Old fella
# Old man
# Old slimy
# Oliver Twist
# One-eyed bath tub eel
# One-eyed blue-vein
# One-eyed cave dweller
# One-eyed Charlie and the Stink T
# One-eyed cornhusker
# One-eyed cow killer
# One-eyed custard chucker
# One-eyed Fred
# One-eyed giant
# One-eyed gopher
# One-eyed hip snake
# One-eyed horny newt
# One-eyed Jack
# One-eyed lizard with the saggy c
# One-eyed milkman
# One-eyed moisture missle
# One-eyed monster
# One-eyed nightcrawler
# One-eyed snake
# One-eyed superhero
# One-eyed throbbing python of lov
# One-eyed trouser mouse
# One-eyed trouser psychic
# One-eyed trouser snake
# One-eyed trouser trout
# One-eyed Willy
# One-eyed wonder weasel
# One-eyed wonder worm
# One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser
# One-eyed yogurt thrower
# One-holed bologna phone
# One-holed friction whistle
# One-string bass
# Optimus prime
# Organ
# Other head, The
# Otis Deepthroatis
# Our one-eyed brother
# Ovarian pool stick
# Oyster probe
P
# Package
# Pajama python
# Palm pilot
# Panda express
# Pants snake
# Papa's poker
# Passion pistol
# Passion pump
# Peacemaker
# Peanut
# Pearl diver
# Pearl pole
# Pebbles and Bam Bam
# Pecker
# Pedro
# Pee pee
# Pee-Wee
# Peener
# Peenie
# Pelvic punisher
# Pelvis thumb
# Pencil
# Pendulum
# Peni
# Penial
# Pennis the Menace
# Pepe
# Peppito
# Percy
# Perpendicular bisector
# Perpendicular pickle, The
# Pete(r)
# Peter the Great
# Petit Jesu
# Phallus
# Piccolo
# Pickle
# Piece
# Piece of pork
# Pied piper
# Pig in a blanket
# Pigskin bus
# Pigsticker
# Pikestaff
# Piledriver
# Pillipacker
# Pimp cane
# Pimpin' stick
# Pink cigar
# Pink Floyd
# Pink oboe, The
# Pink seeking missile
# Pink steel
# Pink torpedo
# Pinkle
# Pinnochio
# Pipe cleaner
# Piss handle
# Piss pump
# Piss whistle
# Pisser
# Piston rod
# Placenta poker
# Pleasure missile
# Pleasure pickle
# Pleasure piston
# Plonker
# Plum-tree shaker
# Pocket otter
# Pocket perch
# Pocket pool stick
# Pocket rocket
# Pocket rocket
# Pogo-stick
# Pointer
# Poka-her-hontas
# Pole
# Polish kielbasa
# Polished pine
# Polvo
# Polyphemus
# Pompadoodle
# Poo Pusher
# Poon farmer
# Poon pounder
# Poon prod
# Poon wrecker
# Poontanger
# Poozle weasel (woozle)
# Pope John Pole III
# Popeye
# Porcelain plumber, The
# Pork knife
# Pork sword
# Pork truncheon
# Porkeroon
# Porksicle
# Porn prong
# Porridge bazooka
# Porridge gun
# Porridge pump
# Power rod
# Powerprawn, The
# Premeditator, The
# Presidential podium
# Prick
# Prickolo
# Pride and joy
# Primus pilus
# Prince Charming
# Prince Everhard of the Netherlan
# Private parts
# Probe
# Prong
# Protein spicket
# Protein torpedo
# Pube kabob
# Pubic bong
# Pud
# Pud
# Pudding cannon
# Puff the Magic Dragon
# Pulsating python of love
# Pulsating throat clogger
# Pulsating woodwind
# Pump handle
# Pump-action porridge bazooka
# Pump-action yogurt rifle
# Pumping pole of penile power
# Pup Tent
# Puppet Jack
# Purple avenger
# Purple bulb
# Purple muffin
# Purple mushroom
# Purple piledriver
# Purple pork chop
# Purple pulsating pillar of power
# Purple turkey baster
# Purple-headed bed snake
# Purple-headed belly ripper
# Purple-headed burrow beast
# Purple-headed cum shooter
# Purple-headed custard chucker
# Purple-headed love truncheon
# Purple-headed meat scepter
# Purple-headed pirate
# Purple-headed punisher
# Purple-headed warrior
# Purple-headed womb broom
# Purple-headed womb ferret
# Purple-headed yogurt slinger
# Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
# Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
# Purple-helmeted soldier of love
# Purple-helmeted warrior
# Pussy duster, The
# Pussy piston
# Pussy plumber
# Pussy plunger
# Pussy poker
# Pussy pounder
# Pussy stretcher
# Putz
Q
# Quarter master
# Quarter pounder with cheese
# Quick shot Sam
# Quim-tickler
# Quivering member
R
# Rainbow roll
# Ralph the fur faced chicken
# Ramburglar, The
# Ramrod
# Ranger
# Real deal, The
# Reaming Tower of Penis
# Rectum rooter
# Red ender
# Red helmeted love warrior
# Red hot poker
# Red rocket
# Rhubarb
# Richard and the twins
# Richard Cranium
# Richard Head
# Rick Hard
# Ring stinger
# Rising cedar
# Rocket to Uranus
# Rod
# Rod hard ride
# Rod of lordly might
# Rodney Stickshift
# Rodzilla
# Roger
# Rogering Ramjet
# Rolling pin
# Roman soldier
# Root
# Root of all evil
# Rosey red reproductive rod
# Roto-rooter
# Round steak
# Ruby-headed love dart
# Ruddy sausage
# Rump wrangler
# Rumpleforeskin
# Russell the love muscle
# Russell the one eyed (wonder) mu
# Russian spurtnik
S
# Salami
# Salami grande
# Salty dog
# Saucer-headed swamp rhing
# Sausage roll
# Scabby mayonnaise revolver
# Scepter
# Schlock
# Schlong
# Schlongmaster 2000
# Schlort
# Schmeckle
# Schmuck
# Schnickel
# Schnitzel
# Schvance/schvantz
# Schvontz/schwantz
# Schwartz
# Scooby snack
# Seed shooter
# Se�or Happy
# Sergeant Stiffy
# Serpent
# Serpentine
# Sex pistol
# Shaft
# Shaft of Cupid
# Sheep shank
# Sheep shifter
# Shift stick
# Shiny banana
# Shithook
# Shitstick
# Short arm
# Shrimp boat
# Shunter's pole
# Silk shocker
# Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
# Single serving soup dispenser
# Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
# Sir Lance-A-Lot
# Sir Martin Wagstaff
# Sir Spanks A Lot
# Six shooter
# Skin boat
# Skin bus
# Skin diver
# Skin flute
# Skippy
# Skivvies lizard
# Sleeping Beauty
# Slick Dilly
# Slim Jim
# Slim reaper, The
# Slippery love dolphin
# Slit-eyed demon
# Slong
# Sludge pump
# Slut stick
# Snake
# Snapper slapper
# Snappy beefstick
# Snausage
# Snot Nazi
# Snot rocket
# Snot sausage
# Snozwanger
# Soldier
# Solicitor General, The
# Solid snake
# Soul pole
# Soupcan
# Sour cream rifle, The
# Spackle hammer
# Spam dagger
# Spam javelin
# Spanky
# Spelunker
# Spelunking sausage
# Sperm burper
# Sperm spitter
# Spermin' Herman
# Sperminator
# Spigot
# Spikebit
# Spitting python
# Spitting snake
# Split-ass mechanic
# Split-headed bishop
# Splooge moose
# Spongey-headed warrior
# Spoo shooter
# Sprout
# Spunk blaster
# Spunk spitter
# Spunk stick
# Spunk trunk
# Spunker
# Spurt Reynolds
# Squinty blowpop, The
# Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed Ge
# Staff
# Staff of life
# Stainmaker
# Stallion
# Standing hampton
# Stanley
# Stanley the powertool
# Stick
# Stick 'o' salami
# Stick shift
# Sticky shooter
# Stiff one-eye
# Stiff sausage
# Stiffy
# Stink hammer
# Stomach wrench
# Strawberry snake, The
# Stretch Johnson
# Stretchy and the twins
# Strumpet thumper
# Stubby
# Sugar stick
# Super soaker
# Superschlong of love
# Suspect, The
# Sweet meat
# Swelling mushroom
# Swingin' death
# Swingin' Dick Nixon
# Swingin' sirloin
# Swizzle stick
# Swollen blood bomber
T
# Taco warmer
# Tadger
# Tallywhacker
# Tankslapper
# Tapioca sprinkler, The
# Tassle
# Teeter
# Tennessee throatwarmer
# Tent peg
# Tent pole
# Texas trout banger
# Thadge navigator
# Thing(y)
# Thingamabob
# Third arm of justice
# Third leg
# Thomas
# Thor's hammer
# Three inch punisher, The
# Three's company
# Thrill drill
# Throat choker
# Throat spackler
# Throbbing blood sword
# Throbbing horsecock
# Throbbing purple pneumatic drill
# Throbbing purple spear of destin
# Throbbing python of love
# Thumper
# Thunderstick
# Tickle pickle
# Tickle tail
# Tickle Toby
# Tiddlywinker
# Tingler
# Tinkie Winkie
# Tiny Elvis
# Tiny Tim
# Titan missile, The
# Titmouse
# Tobias the cheeky monkey
# Tockley
# Todger
# Tom Jones
# Tom Slick
# Tommy Tallywacker
# Tonka
# Tonsil tickler
# Tonsil toothbrush
# Tool
# Tool of the Patriarchy
# Torch of Cupid
# Totem pole
# Toto, the tummy twister
# Tower of power
# Toys for twats
# Tree of life
# Trembling torpedo
# Trombone
# Troublemaker
# Trouser flute
# Trouser hawg
# Trouser mouse
# Trouser snake
# Trouser tortoise
# Trouser trombone
# Trouser trout
# Trout baster
# Trout tickler
# Tuba
# Tube steak
# Tummy banana
# Tummy buster
# Tuna baster
# Tuna fisher, The
# Tuna torpedo
# Tunnel tickler
# Turd burglar
# Turgid member
# Turkey neck
# Turtle
# Twat expander
# Twat tickler
# Twat torpedo
# Twat torquer
# Twat washer
# Tweeder
# Twelve inch train of pain
# Twig
# Twig 'n' berries
# Twig n' giggle berries
# Twinkie
# Twizzler of Love, The
# Two pebbles and a twig
# Two pounds of swinging meat
# Two-legged sword
U
# Ugly brother
# Ugly stick
# Uncle Chunk
# Uncle Dick
# Uncle Reamus
# Uncle Richard
# Uncle Spunk
# Uncle Throbby
# Uncle Wiggly
# Unemployed, The
# Unit
# Upright citizen
# Upright organ
# Upright uncle
# Uterus unicorn
V
# Vagina miner
# Vaginal depth detector
# Vaginal dilator
# Vaginal explorer
# Vein-laden meat pipe
# Vein-laden meat stick
# Veinous Maximus
# Veiny bangstick
# Verga
# Vertical dangler
# Verve pipe
# Viagra baby
# Vicious dink
# Virile member
# Vlad the Impaler
# Vomit rod
# Vomiting dummy
W
# Wacker
# Waldo
# Walloper
# Wally
# Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
# Wand of light
# Wang
# Wanker
# Wanker spanker
# War hammer, The
# Water spout
# Wazoo
# Weapon of *** destruction
# Weapon of mass destruction
# Wedding finger
# Wedding tackle
# Wedding wrecker, The
# Wedge bone
# Wee wee
# Wee Willy Winky
# Wee wonder stick
# Ween
# Weenie
# Wenis
# Whamadoodle
# Whammy bar
# Whanger
# Whisker slitter
# Whistle
# Whistle stick
# Who who
# Whopper
# Whore hammer
# Whore monger
# Whore pipe
# Whore thermometer
# Wick
# Wicked scepter
# Widget
# Wiener
# Wife and kids, The
# Wife's best friend
# Wife's worst enemy
# Wigga wagga
# Wiggedy wang
# Wiggity wang
# Wiggle stick
# Wiggling worm
# Wilbert
# Wilbur
# Willard
# Willy
# Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
# Willy Wonka
# Wing-wang
# Winkster, The
# Winky
# Winky the milk spitting tunnel f
# Wizard's staff
# Wobbly warhead
# Womb broom
# Womb hammer
# Womb raider
# Womb scud
# Womb warrior
# Wonder down under, The
# Wonder weiner
# Wonder wick
# Wonder worm
# Wong
# Wonga
# Wood
# Woodle
# Woody
# Wookie
# Worm in a roll-neck pullover
# Wormy McJuicemaker
# Wriggling pole
# Wrinklebeast
X
# Xcaliber
# XTC Stick
Y
# Yam
# Yang
# Yard O' Beef
# Yin(g) yang
# Yogurt hose
# Yogurt shooter
# Yogurt slinger
# Yul
# Yum-yum
# Yummy hummer
# Yung the Hung
Z
# Zamboner
# Zamboni baloney
# Zapper wrench
# Zipper ripper, The
# Zipper trout
# Zipper wookie
# Zizi
# Zoobbrick
# Zorker
