See? It says "Taste and Believe!"
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:22 pm ] |
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See? It says "Taste and Believe!"
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| Author: | Nevandal [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:39 pm ] |
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You cannot simply be told what the ketchup is....you have to taste it to believe. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
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Yeah its the Doubting Thomas kind. |
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| Author: | SuiNeko [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:09 pm ] |
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I believe! But... I cant... taste... ;( woe |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:20 pm ] |
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Blessed is he who believes but has not yet tasted. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:23 am ] |
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Blessed is he who cannot taste yet still believes. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Ketchup!! |
/blasphemy 27 Then saith He to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: bring your finger to thy mouth and taste my blood, and be not faithless, but believing. 28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My LORD, my God, and my good red sandwich spread. /blasphemy off |
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| Author: | Raell [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:57 am ] |
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ALOL |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:37 pm ] |
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Heretic! Mayonnaise is the one true condiment! You ketchup worshippers shall perish in eternal flame! The streets will run red with the blood of the unbelievers! |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:09 pm ] |
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Enjoy your heart attack Mus, Mayo is murder. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:32 pm ] |
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but it is some tasty tasty murder. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:53 pm ] |
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Vindicarre wrote: Blessed is he who cannot taste yet still believes. 
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:57 pm ] |
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Do you realize what it takes to make mayo, what heartless unethical practices go into the production of that evil white goo. First you break open an egg, destroying its potential to grow up and become an omelette, err chcken. Then you cruelly separate the yolk from the white, and place the yolk in a bowl. Then slowly, tortuously you whip the egg yolk, whip it I tell you, all the while pouring olive oil on the wounded egg yolk drowning it until the poor sloppy yolk dies, its innocent soul being whisked to heaven. With its remains, you keep whisking until there is nothing left to identify it as an egg yolk, sometimes you add a touch of mustard and/or lemon juice and/or vinegar to further disguise you crime and make it smother and tangier. Criminal behavior. Of course the mass murderers at Kraft and Best Foods hide their sins by using the whites of the eggs instead, hoping no one asks what happens to the yolks. You probably take the shells out into the southern Nevada desert and bury them deep to avoid discovery of your murders. Chicken girl will eventually find you and peck you to death for the atrocities you visited upon her children. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:07 pm ] |
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Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:28 pm ] |
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oooooo! good one! hahaha |
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| Author: | Loki [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:54 pm ] |
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Mustard über alles. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:05 pm ] |
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Midgen wrote: Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise I don't believe in Miracles. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:07 pm ] |
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Micheal wrote: Chicken girl will eventually find you and peck you to death for the atrocities you visited upon her children. S'ok. I'll murder her too, and eat her roasted flesh upon two slices of fresh bread, smothered with cheese and the aforementioned Murdernaise. |
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| Author: | Jasmy [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:37 pm ] |
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Müs wrote: Heretic! Mayonnaise is the one true condiment! You ketchup worshippers shall perish in eternal flame! The streets will run red with the ketchup of the unbelievers! Fixed that for ya! 
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| Author: | Lydiaa [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Ketchup!! |
There's a sauce here which is a mix between mustard and mayo... It's yummah~ gobble gobble gobble
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| Author: | Talya [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Ketchup!! |
Lydiaa wrote: There's a sauce here which is a mix between mustard and mayo... It's yummah~ gobble gobble gobble I've always said someone should make that. Sandwiches always require mayo and mustard. They're the only condiments that matter. Why not combine them? |
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| Author: | Gorse [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:25 am ] |
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Midgen wrote: Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise Tangy-Zip believer here. To me, Miracle Whip is tasty, mayo not so much so. To each their own. BTW, before I use mayo, I'll use Kroger Brand "Salad Dressing", I dislike mayo that much. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:33 am ] |
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Franks Red Hot mixed into ketchup.... mmmm... gotta go get some lunch now. PS: Condiments that are the color of human ejaculate are for weirdies. |
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| Author: | Diamondeye [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Ketchup!! |
Maybe the military should start buying this brand of ketchup....
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Christian Ketchup!! |
Diamondeye wrote: Maybe the military should start buying this brand of ketchup.... Hahahahahhaa!! |
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