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Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:05 pm ]
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For the ladies:
I apologize in advance for this but it needs to be said for we men have tolerated it far too long. Shave your legs all year long. We don't buy that crap that it keeps you warm in the winter and never have. We have hairy legs and guess what, they still get cold in the winter. Actually you can apply this to all body hair.

Ladies and gentlemen feel free to add your own advice below.
Author:  Rynar [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:12 pm ]
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My woman actually has such a minimal amount of leg hair, and what little she does is so fine that she can actually go months before I even notice.
Author:  Aethien [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:29 pm ]
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Some of us are married and don't give a ****. Heck, some of us didn't give a **** before we got married. It's all flesh, man, it's all good.

I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while. I just shrugged, ya know? Life is more than hairy nipples on a female.
Author:  Micheal [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:31 pm ]
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The more **** you take off of us, the more **** you are going to get. We're not going to grow up, we're not going to get better, its only going to get worse.

Letting a guy treat you badly for years is stupid. Nip it in the bud, right off the bat. If he can't deal with treating you right YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HIM, no matter how good it is in bed, your life out of bed is hell in the making. There are plenty of good lays that are also nice guys.

If this type of behavior turns you on, you are sick, go see a therapist. You will wake up one day and realize you deserve better. Problem is, if you survive leaving him, the odds are you will end up with another one just like him.

When you do, stop crying to the truly nice guys you wouldn't give the time of day to years earlier. At some point we learn we can't save you from yourself and stop trying, or caring very much about it.
Author:  Rynar [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:39 pm ]
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Aethien wrote:
Some of us are married and don't give a ****. Heck, some of us didn't give a **** before we got married. It's all flesh, man, it's all good.

I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while. I just shrugged, ya know? Life is more than hairy nipples on a female.


I'd have totally Nair'ed her while she was asleep.
Author:  Raltar [ Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:45 pm ]
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I dunno. I don't like the idea of this thread. Something one guy says might not be something another guy believes. But I happen to agree with the hairy legs thing.
Author:  Taamar [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:26 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
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For the ladies:
I apologize in advance for this but it needs to be said for we men have tolerated it far too long. Shave your legs all year long. We don't buy that crap that it keeps you warm in the winter and never have. We have hairy legs and guess what, they still get cold in the winter. Actually you can apply this to all body hair.

Ladies and gentlemen feel free to add your own advice below.


So you keep YOUR legs shaved all winter, right? Or are you expecting something from her you aren't willing to do?
Author:  Nevandal [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:46 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
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For the ladies:
I apologize in advance for this but it needs to be said for we men have tolerated it far too long. Shave your legs all year long. We don't buy that crap that it keeps you warm in the winter and never have. We have hairy legs and guess what, they still get cold in the winter. Actually you can apply this to all body hair.

Ladies and gentlemen feel free to add your own advice below.


My advice, dude, is to leave anyone who tries to pull that crap.
Author:  Nevandal [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:05 am ]
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Taamar wrote:
So you keep YOUR legs shaved all winter, right? Or are you expecting something from her you aren't willing to do?



I'm calling BS on this post.

It's different for a guy. If a guy shaves his legs and isn't a swimmer or a porn star or have a medical condition, then that's just weird. Actually, it's weird no matter what. Does all that hair really slow you down when you swim? I highly doubt it.
Author:  Kirra [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:17 am ]
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Nev... So when you lose your hair on your head, and it grows on your back, only fair that she leaves you right?
Author:  Hopwin [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:40 am ]
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People aren't really taking this in the spirit it was meant, lighten up folks :)

PSA #2:

Women:

We know you fart, its ok, we all do it. Don't use it as an ice-breaker with us and we won't do it immediately either but after a little while cheek-squeekers are not only ok but hilarious.
Author:  Kirra [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:49 am ]
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Sorry, :p I guess I am cranky

ps so you like dutch ovens Hop?
Author:  Ladas [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:12 am ]
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Nevandal wrote:
It's different for a guy. If a guy shaves his legs and isn't a swimmer or a porn star or have a medical condition, then that's just weird. Actually, it's weird no matter what. Does all that hair really slow you down when you swim? I highly doubt it.

I'm a guy and I shave my legs... I don't know about swimmers, but for cyclists, the degree to which road rash is reduced when there is no hair to pull out sections of skin should you go over is worth it.
Author:  Diamondeye [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:13 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
People aren't really taking this in the spirit it was meant, lighten up folks :)

PSA #2:

Women:

We know you fart, its ok, we all do it. Don't use it as an ice-breaker with us and we won't do it immediately either but after a little while cheek-squeekers are not only ok but hilarious.


Women can dish it but they can't take it.

That's my advice. Learn to take it. Life is not "Everybody Loves Raymond" where it's acceptable for you to act like a total *****, but it's chauvanistic or ausive when the man acts the same way back. More to the point, you cannot do anything I can do, only better. Some things some of you can do better, other things I can do better. It depends on who we are as individuals. If you win, it is not a victory for womankind everywhere, especially when I never made any comments about how boys are better than girls anyhow. The 95% of us with basic observational skills fully expect that girls will win at Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit as often as we will.

This goes double if I am not your son, brother, husband or boyfriend, and quadruple if I am someone else's son, brother, husband or boyfriend.
Author:  Kirra [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:27 am ]
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You are cranky too DE, huh. Hugs!
Author:  Hopwin [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:33 am ]
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Kirra wrote:
You are cranky too DE, huh. Hugs!

You always think everyone is cranky :P You need more sleep.
Author:  Sasandra [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:01 am ]
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I don't know how anyone can even stand having hairy legs, yuck, I shave year round, well really I use an epilator (yank those suckers out by their roots), body hair in general is gross.
Author:  LadyKate [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:15 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
People aren't really taking this in the spirit it was meant, lighten up folks :)

PSA #2:

Women:

We know you fart, its ok, we all do it. Don't use it as an ice-breaker with us and we won't do it immediately either but after a little while cheek-squeekers are not only ok but hilarious.



I DO NOT FART!
Author:  Müs [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:21 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Kirra wrote:
You are cranky too DE, huh. Hugs!

You need more sleep.


This :p

<3 Kirr

And as far as shaving goes, If she wants me to, I'll shave whatever the hell she'd like.

Well, except eyebrows. That's just odd. Oh, and the places I can't reach.
Author:  Müs [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:23 am ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Hopwin wrote:
People aren't really taking this in the spirit it was meant, lighten up folks :)

PSA #2:

Women:

We know you fart, its ok, we all do it. Don't use it as an ice-breaker with us and we won't do it immediately either but after a little while cheek-squeekers are not only ok but hilarious.



I DO NOT FART!


Yes. Yes you do. Everyone on earth does. At one time or another, air has been expelled from your backside.

Its normal, natural, and **** Hilarious!
Author:  Aizle [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:24 am ]
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Really, it's pick one.

If you're going to shave, shave regularly. If not, then let it grow out so it's soft.
Author:  LadyKate [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:29 am ]
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No I don't, Arafys! Ask Nitefox. I did when I was pregnant, but it wasn't me it was the baby!!!
Anything else that anyone might have heard was most certainly an auditory hallucination.

I'm going to go shave my legs now.
Author:  Hopwin [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:46 am ]
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Since the ladies don't seem to be onboard :P

For the guys:
Women don't care if we've had that t-shirt that says, "Coed Naked Wrestling", "Jimmy-John Erection Co", etc, since we were 12 years old. It is not a family heirloom to be passed on to future generations for posterity so throw it out the eff out!
Author:  Hopwin [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:49 am ]
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Aethien wrote:
I suspect that you would have flipped out at the girl with hairy nipples that I dated for a while.


Yeah... nipple goatees are a deal-breaker. On the flipside I can see that afterward you wouldn't need to floss before bed though so two-birds one-stone kinda deal.
Author:  Timmit [ Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:52 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
For the guys:
Women don't care if we've had that t-shirt that says, "Coed Naked Wrestling", "Jimmy-John Erection Co", etc, since we were 12 years old.
Too bad? It's nobody's business but your own what you wear*, and that goes double for what you keep in your dresser/closet. If she gets to decide what t-shirts you keep the guy gets to decide how many pairs of shoes she can have ;)

*Unless you're at work. Then it's your boss's business, obviously...
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