You have something to eat, but its leftover anchovy and olive pizza.
I wish I could go to Whoville
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:16 am ] |
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Ok, sorry, but I am god awful bored at work.. So here is another game. In this one you make a wish, then the next person corrupts it, then puts their wish down. ie: I wish I had a dog poof! U have a dog but it died in a bizarre raccoon /badger fight. Ok..here is my wish I wish I could sell my house! |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:27 am ] |
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Congratulations, you sold your house! To your ex, For $1, you still owe the balance of the loan, and escrow closed so fast you no longer have anyplace to live. I wish I had a truck. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:37 am ] |
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You are the proud owner of a brand new Toyota truck! On your way home from the dealership your gas pedal gets stuck and you cause the mother of all pile ups on the Cali freeway! I wish I was going on a vacation tomorrow. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:51 am ] |
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You're going on vacation! To Newark NJ! Also, your travellers checks have been stolen. I wish I knew where my box o art pens was. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:53 am ] |
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You found your box o art pens, but the ink is all dried up! I wish I had something to eat, I'm starving! |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:02 am ] |
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You have something to eat, but its leftover anchovy and olive pizza. I wish I could go to Whoville
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:05 am ] |
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You get a great deal on tickets to Whoville, but the plane lands and your feet freeze to the ground, since the southern Nevada meese are not used to the cold climate of Whoville! I wish it was warm outside! |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:09 am ] |
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Its now warm outside, but now there's an Alces Australis roaming around the neighborhoods, lost and confused. I wish I didn't have to shave the parts I don't want to shave anymore. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:14 am ] |
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Poof you win a whole body laser hair removal package, but you are now bald and have no eyebrows, then the laser quit working. I wish I had a million dollars |
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| Author: | Rafael [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:19 am ] |
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You receive a million Zimbabwe Dollars. The IRS also **** up and now you owe gift tax on $1MM USD. I wish I was asleep right now. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:24 am ] |
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Rafael wrote: You receive a million Zimbabwe Dollars. The IRS also **** up and now you owe gift tax on $1MM USD. I wish I was asleep right now. You're asleep now, but you're dreaming that you're being gang-raped by a herd of water buffalo. I wish there was someone in bed to cuddle with 
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:31 am ] |
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Müs wrote: Rafael wrote: You receive a million Zimbabwe Dollars. The IRS also **** up and now you owe gift tax on $1MM USD. I wish I was asleep right now. You're asleep now, but you're dreaming that you're being gang-raped by a herd of water buffalo. I wish there was someone in bed to cuddle with Poof; you have someone to cuddle with, but it is Mark. I wish I were completely out of debt. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:33 am ] |
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Oop |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:33 am ] |
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You're completely out of debt! Because you're dead. I wish I could retire. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:36 am ] |
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You retire, but now you walk around naked in the halls of the retirement home. I wish I had some chocolate |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:38 am ] |
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Kirra wrote: You retire, but now you walk around naked in the halls of the retirement home. I wish I had some chocolate Poof you have some chocolate but it is sitting in Moose's truck I wish my brother were not a dumbass. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:49 am ] |
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Shazam! Your bro is now a Nevada state Senator, his dumbassnessed was the deciding factor on his being voted in! I wish I had a pair of long johns, I'm freezing my *** off right now. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:01 am ] |
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You have an electrically heated pair of long johns, extremely comfortable, except They keep shorting out, unpleasantly, right where you sit down. I wish the hair I've lost over the last twenty years would grow back. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:12 am ] |
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A miracle hair growing tonic company chooses you as their spokesperson, but now you have a mullet. I wish i got paid for 8 hours and only had to work 7 because of daylight savings time every day. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:20 am ] |
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You get paid for 8 hours for working 7 hours, straight time, every day of the year for the next decade. No benefits, no vacation accrual, no sick time, and the security guards come looking for you if you're 15 minutes late. You have shackles custom fitted keeping you at your station. I wish my wishes would remain uncorrupted. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:32 am ] |
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A little fairy in green with tinkerbells floats down and grants your wish, you win the lotto, you have the hair you had when you were 20, you drive around Cali in a shining new truck...since it's my game no corruption for you Micheal! Kirra hugs! I wish I had a back scratcher, the corner of the door is not hitting the right spot. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:41 am ] |
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Mus flies out and scratches your back with his antlers. You're allergic to moose velvet. Claritin helps. I wish you a good night, sleepy patients that need little care other than monitoring the stuff you need to do anyway. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:54 am ] |
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Bingo! My patients all had ambien ordered! But soon the quiet will be over as the hospital starts stirring and the days shift comes in. I wish I had special poofing powers that allowed me to see anyone I wanted at a moments notice with a click of my tennis shoes! |
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| Author: | Colphax [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:57 am ] |
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Poof, you now own the Ruby Slipper Nikes! But they only show you pics of the people you want to see drawn by a three year old orangutan. In poop. I wish I was home in bed now, instead of stuck at work... |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:04 am ] |
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Bingo bango! A surprise visit by JACHO finds all sorts of violations, they close the hospital immediately and you get to go home...but you now don't have a job I wish I was getting an excellent foot massage. |
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