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Author:  Rynar [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:37 pm ]
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Apparently Octo-mom's house is going into foreclosure. Idiot woman bought a $540,000 home, and stands to lose it if she doesn't make a massive balloon payment. Who would have thunk it: Raising fourteen young children, most of whom are newborns, is **** expensive, especially as a single mother. And Lo' and Behold, having way more babies than you can possibly support, and doing it in the public eye as a publicity and money making stunt isn't a very lucrative career choice. Seems most people think you're an idiot, and an *******.

But wait! Is there a white knight in this story? Someone to swoop in at the last moment to save this poor wretch of a woman from her deserved fate? Why, Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Pornographic Studio Vivid Video to the rescue.

http://theweek.com/article/index/201081/Can_porn_save_Octomom_Nadya_Suleman

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Can porn save 'Octomom' Nadya Suleman?

To save her house from foreclosure, should the Octomom accept an offer to shoot an adult film?
posted on March 23, 2010, at 9:30 AM

One of the newest victims of the foreclosure crisis is infamous "Octomom" Nadya Suleman, who faces eviction from her $540,000 California house if she can't make a $450,000 balloon payment. Adult entertainment company Vivid is offering a bailout of sorts, promising to pay off the balance of Suleman's house if she agrees to make a pornographic film. With 14 children to feed and shelter, should Suleman accept Vivid's offer?

There has to be a better way: "Please, please, please" let Suleman keep her clothes on, says Christie D'Zurilla in the Los Angeles Times. Yes, she has that "new 'bikini body,'" but this isn't the right way to use it — for her, or for us. Shouldn't there be "some provision in the stimulus bill to keep this from happening"?

Making porn is the responsible thing to do, in this case: Hasn't Suleman taken enough handouts?, asks blogger Radical Mommy at MomLogic. In this economy, she should be grateful someone's offering to pay off her home for such a small price. Suleman took on the responsibility of having 14 kids, and she needs to take care of them. Besides, it's not like a few pornos will "make people look down on her more than they already do."

If Octomom goes for it, she's not alone: Vivid knows what it's doing, says Tracy Clark-Flory in Salon. "Tons of people find hopelessness extremely titillating," and Suleman is the embodiment of "total desperation." Unfortunately, in "these dark financial days," Suleman's not the only desperate woman considering a turn to the sex industry.

Author:  Elmarnieh [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:20 am ]
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A well earned lesson and help for your family in one package?

Christie D'Zurilla go die in a fire, or take loans, sell your condo and bail her out yourself...and then jump in that fire.

Author:  Colphax [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:21 am ]
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I'm not attracted to her, but I think watching a porno with Nadya Sulieman would be much like looking at a horriffic, bloody mess of a car crash. You know it's far better for your mental health to not look, but you just can't keep your eyes away from the carnage.

Author:  Nevandal [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:18 am ]
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she's really not that bad looking in the grand scheme of things...

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:07 am ]
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Nevandal wrote:
she's really not that bad looking in the grand scheme of things...

True if your definition of the grand scheme of things is that 1/2 the population is guys. That puts her at least in the 51st percentile.

Author:  Raell [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:12 am ]
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Hey, those are some **** sucking lips.

Author:  Taskiss [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:57 am ]
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I'd bet she does it. For some strange reason, people who get a camera pointed at them get addicted to the experience.

No way in hell I'd ever speak about anything if a camera was present.

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:12 am ]
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Well as they say, the lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Author:  Müs [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:23 am ]
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Probably not too long before it'd be up on TPB or something similar.

I'd watch it, (for about 10 mins or so), but I sure as hell wouldn't *pay* for it.

Author:  Nevandal [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:25 pm ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Well as they say, the lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.



Haha, nice. Hate that song, though.

Author:  FarSky [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:28 pm ]
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Gah.

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Author:  Nevandal [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:29 pm ]
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good lawd i'm never eating watermelon again.

Author:  Lalaas [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:16 pm ]
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Nev wins the thread.

Author:  Rodahn [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:18 pm ]
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I think Sarah Palin should do a porn.

Author:  Rynar [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:27 pm ]
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Rodahn wrote:
I think Sarah Palin should do a porn.


I'd rather see Tina Fey.

Author:  Müs [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:32 pm ]
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Rynar wrote:
Rodahn wrote:
I think Sarah Palin should do a porn.


I'd rather see Tina Fey.


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Author:  Adrak [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:06 pm ]
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Not perfect yet.

Nadya Suleman Gets $5,000 And Free Food For Posting PETA's Spay, Neuter Sign huffingtonpost

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LOS ANGELES — Just because Nadya Suleman's an octomom doesn't mean she wants your dog or cat to become one, too.

Her lawyer said Wednesday that Suleman, who is fighting to keep her house from foreclosure, has agreed to allow People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals to put a sign in her front yard proclaiming, "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."
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Author:  Raltar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:05 pm ]
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Jesus **** Christ. Those children need to be taken away from that woman and she needs to be shot.

Author:  Rynar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:07 pm ]
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Raltar wrote:
Jesus **** Christ. Those children need to be taken away from that woman and she needs to be shot.


Money shot?

Author:  Midgen [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:23 pm ]
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I guess a basic re-fi is not an option?

Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:31 pm ]
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Man. What I wouldn't give to have just ONE of those babies, and she has 8 and doesn't really seem to give a damn about her kids...just using them to get money and her shot at fame.
Thats sick.

Author:  Adrak [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:57 pm ]
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Rodahn wrote:
I think Sarah Palin should do a porn.


There is a porn-star who has taken on this role in the NSFA and
nearly obscure flockumentery "Who's Nailin' Palin"

And for those of you who may still be in need of the rarely found eye-bleach, this thread is now desensitized courtesy of Farskie.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:19 pm ]
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If you tried, every major celebrity probably have a porn look alike... i'ts just good business...

Author:  Adrak [ Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:04 pm ]
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These may serve as salve for the eyes, gads.

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