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Author:  Rafael [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:46 am ]
Post subject:  The Strategery Game
Describe real life situations and your solutions here. List resources at your disposal:

I am in the basement. It is a good temperature, about 20 deg F cooler than the rest of the house. Between me and upstairs, where my comfy but warm roo
is, is my roommate hooking up with some girl on the couch. I have between two and three (of three) counts of wifi and only 1-2 bars of 5 of 3G.

I have no work tomorrow but an optometrist appointment at 930. There might be a second girl upstairs but I heavily doubt it since she would not just sit there watching without trying to get her friend to leave.

I am tired and behind on my sleep but I am off until Monday. I have to go to three parties this Sat.
Author:  shuyung [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:04 am ]
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Well, since your resources include (I am assuming) a penis, why don't you just head up and lumberjack the gal with your roommate?
Author:  Nitefox [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:10 am ]
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shuyung wrote:
Well, since your resources include (I am assuming) a penis, why don't you just head up and lumberjack the gal with your roommate?



Winner!
Author:  Aethien [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:11 pm ]
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Yeah, but now I have to go look up "lumberjack." I'm a little afraid to.
Author:  Micheal [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:20 pm ]
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Anticipation Aethien, imagine what you think it means in all its glorious carnal inappropriateness - then look it up.

You'll be disappointed.
Author:  Aethien [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:26 pm ]
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Actually, I tried, but the best I came up with is a gay members-only camp/resort in Georgia. May have better luck at home, with a bit more time, but I'll just be happy with my carnal imagination for now.
Author:  Micheal [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:40 pm ]
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Common usage up here is someone who cock-blocks, keeps people from getting some "wood".
Author:  Vindicarre [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:02 pm ]
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I hadn't heard that usage. I've heard Urban Dictionary's definition #2.
Author:  Loki [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:12 pm ]
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Pfft. Eiffel tower! Who doesn't love gay 'ol Paris?
Author:  shuyung [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:27 pm ]
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Hmm, I thought it would have been rather obvious what I meant by lumberjack. You know that big saw that it takes two lumberjacks to use? Go from there.
Author:  Aethien [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:01 pm ]
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shuyung wrote:
Hmm, I thought it would have been rather obvious what I meant by lumberjack. You know that big saw that it takes two lumberjacks to use? Go from there.

OK, I can run with that!
Author:  Müs [ Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:28 pm ]
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Heh, I saw what u did thar.
Author:  Rafael [ Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:10 am ]
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Ok, so I was trapped and had a nonsense idea for a thread. Same thing tonight. Please, RoK beat Greece tomorrow and US beat England.
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