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What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
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Author:  Arathain Kelvar [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:07 pm ]
Post subject:  What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
You toss a puppy and escape on your bulldozer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

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A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
Author:  Taskiss [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:35 pm ]
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I had a sorta close encounter with a group of hells angels...

I'm driving east on Hwy 40 in Missouri, about 3 hrs out of St. Louis and I get stuck in the fast lane behind a gal riding a Honda crotch rocket who refuses to go more than the speed limit. She's pissing me off, driving the same speed as the traffic in the right hand lane and refusing to get over.

Right about then I see a crowd of bikes coming up behind me doing about 80... a group of Hells Angels showing colors, and there's 2 on point wearing black scarves like wild west bandits.

We drive on for a bit, they're crowding me but somehow I'm not all that upset at them... nervous (OK, REAL nervous), but not upset... ;) but I am getting a bit ticked off at the Honda chick. Finally I get pissed enough after following for like 30 minutes, so I say to my wife - "Watch this, I'm going to pay this gal back for pulling this crap"...

... so I hit the blinkers and pull into the slow lane so they can pass me... and they do ... and they split around the girl, half the pack on one side, half on the other. I'd bet she was sitting on a soggy saddle after that, let me tell you! Probably 50 of them, riding in such a tight formation they looked more like Blue Angels than Hells Angels.

After they pass me, I pull back over into the fast lane and follow... but you know what? The gal on the Honda finally pulled over to the slow lane.

:)
Author:  Diamondeye [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
Arathain Kelvar wrote:
You toss a puppy and escape on your bulldozer.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/europe/10333211.stm

Quote:
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.


In other news, a group of Hell's Angels was found standing dumbfounded. They required medical assistance to pick their jaws back up.
Author:  Lydiaa [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:00 pm ]
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Am i the only one wondering what type of puppy it was?
Author:  Elmarnieh [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:51 am ]
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You shout to your friends "And I bet you they will still prefer to beat up the Pagans a block down!"
Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:45 am ]
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Holy ****, I want to meet that man. That guy must be packing beach balls down there. :lol:
Author:  Oonagh [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
Ok this is just a WTF moment
Author:  Arathain Kelvar [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:39 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Holy ****, I want to meet that man. That guy must be packing beach balls down there. :lol:


I didn't realize you swung that way.
Author:  LadyKate [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:12 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Holy ****, I want to meet that man. That guy must be packing beach balls down there. :lol:


Lex, Hopwin wants to meet you.
Author:  Ladas [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
Diamondeye wrote:
In other news, a group of Hell's Angels was found standing dumbfounded. They required medical assistance to pick their jaws back up.

That was pretty much my thought.
Author:  FarSky [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:57 am ]
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I hope the puppy's ok.
Author:  Aethien [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:35 pm ]
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There are Hell's Angels in Germany? That's kind of odd. Can't imagine they're quite as hard core as here.
Author:  DFK! [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:46 pm ]
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Aethien wrote:
There are Hell's Angels in Germany? That's kind of odd. Can't imagine they're quite as hard core as here.


There are a number of gangs, including biker gangs, that are international. Why do you believe they'd be less "hard core" there than here?
Author:  darksiege [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:27 pm ]
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DFK! wrote:
Why do you believe they'd be less "hard core" there than here?


Can you really take seriously the hardcore nature of any group who are in a country that thinks a badass and the dude from Baywatch are the same person?

Really? That is like watching the news expectantly every night to see news of a Gangsta shootout at a John Tesh concert.
Author:  Vindicarre [ Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:53 pm ]
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They've been in Germany for 40 years.
Do you really think the Hell's Angels would allow a charter to exist, anywhere, that wasn't "hard core"?
Author:  Rynar [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
Quote:
What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?


Have various things forced into the offending body part?
Author:  Shelgeyr [ Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:37 am ]
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Quote:
What do you do after you moon the Hell's Angels?
  • Go to Disneyland?
  • Same thing we do every night, Pinky?
  • Once more, with feeling?
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