ROFL! Numbuk I just lol'ed. That was really funny. I can't wait to tell my son that one this evening!
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| Author: | Müs [ Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:01 pm ] |
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Got any? Two Bards are standing on a bridge. One of them casts stinking cloud. Tho other turns and says "I didn't think you knew magic." The one that cast says, "I Don't" |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
The funniest 10 second clip EVER. Baby farting: |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:21 am ] |
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Necropost badge earned. Yay! Do I know ya'll, or do I know ya'll? I found some super funny fart jokes and was about to start a thread when I vaguely remembered that we probably already had a fart joke thread around here somewhere. Anyway, these are funny and I had never heard them before: Quote: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole. What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart! What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart. What do you get if you eat beans and onions? Tear Gas. Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? What do you call a fart? A turd honking for the right of way. What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin! Your *** is so tight: You fart and only dogs can hear it. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor! Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing. Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew. |
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| Author: | Hokanu [ Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
NERF NECROPOSTS /fart |
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
Flatulent humor doesn't do it for me since I turned... 12 I think. But I will channel my 8 year-old 2nd grade self to retell the best schoolyard joke that I knew of. Back then, such jokes were how boys who were strangers bonded and became friends. Didn't know a kid? tell a good joke and you're best buds. And this one was 2nd grade gold. An Indian chief had a big problem, he couldn't fart. So he went to the witch doctor and said, "Big Chief, no fart!" The witch doctor said, "Here, eat this can of beans and it should make you fart." The next day the chief comes back to the doctor, "Big Chief, no fart!" The doctor said, "Eat this box of beans and it should make you fart." The next day the chief comes back to the doctor and says, "Big Chief, no fart!" The doctor says, "Here eat this whole truckload of beans and it should make you fart." The next day the chief's wife shows up to the doctor and says, "Big fart, no Chief!" |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:02 am ] |
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| ROFL! Numbuk I just lol'ed. That was really funny. I can't wait to tell my son that one this evening!
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:47 am ] |
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LOL Numbuk |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:49 am ] |
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Numbuk, I told that joke to my kid and he cracked up....I told it to his friends, and their parents, and everyone else I ran into yesterday, hahaha! Thanks! |
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
The 2nd grader in me is glad to help! |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
Numbuk wrote: The 2nd grader in me is glad to help! The 4th grader in me wants your lunch money. |
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| Author: | Hokanu [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
fart humor.. kinda |
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fart Jokes |
/geek on Actually Picard had a much shorter distance to travel if he wanted to use the "Head." The door to it is just to the left of Worf's station. It's the only public restroom on all of Enterprise D's 42 decks. They even correctly identify it in Star Trek the Experience, if you happen to look, as it's not visible to most/all camera angles in the TV show. /geek off |
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