The Glade 4.0

LMAO, I saw this in the back of a magazine with all the rest of the obligatory diet and boner pills:

[NSFW, graphic images, no nudity]

http://vigorlabs.com/

Have Mega Loads with Ball Refill! Chainsaw. Hahahaha, seriously, who would even take such a product seriously? Is this a hoax? Look at the images they use.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Rafael, while having these problems is unusual at your age, go see your primary care physician. Don't be rolling to these sites for the quack snake oil.

You're clicking on them for some other reason?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Is...is that supposed to give me a boner? Because it's not working. Maybe I need some of those pills.

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"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Ball Refill...lol.

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Lol, I know, right? There's so many things about that name that make me laugh, and the more I think about it, the more I come up with.

Ball Refill, seriously? Like your balls are a super soaker or gun or something, and this is a reload? Would there be a porn movie where Peter North is being cornered by pornstar starlet zombies who can only be killed, not by a bullet in the head, but by a nut right in the eye? And he holes up in a reinforced makeshift bunker where he is about to "commit suicide" when he happens upon a cabinet of BALL REFILL! He pops three times the recommended dose and bursts out of the bunker into bright daylight (because it changed from night instantly) in 85 fps shot slow motion launching shots everywhere like a one man bukakke machine. Then he comes face to face with last super zombie, the artificially inseminated (by Ron Jeremy of course) daughter raised by the lesbian couple, Jenna Haze and Jenna Jameson. He plasters her extra good laughs, gets on a Harley (Heinekens in the dual chrome cupholders) and rides off. Hah, I should be a marketing person for this product.

Secondly, Ball Refill? That **** doesn't come from your balls, anyway. But it's funnier to call it that, so of course, that's what they did.

Criticizing their product to absurd lengths on a message board is so much better than focusing on work right now.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

I would so watch that movie. Especially if Ron Jeremy had a cameo as the hotel manager at the "bunker" where Peter North makes his last stand.

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I want the guys that did the Energy drink parody to do one with this stuff.

I'm still pondering what break out the saw means. My cock is so hard you would have to use a saw on it? What kind of saw?

Color me confused

My observation is that those are not terrible images.

The ad campaign may be terrible, but not the images.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Check the advertising material. It lets you commit "sexual massacre". Make sure you cut off someone else's face and and wear it before you saw her up good.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones