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Updated 4:53 PM CDT, Mon, Sep 28, 2009

A German trucker flipped his rig in western Sweden last week and admitted to police to pleasuring himself at the time of the accident, a Swedish newspaper reports.

The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to masturbate while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The crash closed lanes of the highway in both directions as the debris was cleared from the roadway.

According to the paper, "The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs."

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation, the paper reported. It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible.

Author:	Nevandal [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:37 am ]
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http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Mastur ... 42087.html Quote: Updated 4:53 PM CDT, Mon, Sep 28, 2009 A German trucker flipped his rig in western Sweden last week and admitted to police to pleasuring himself at the time of the accident, a Swedish newspaper reports. The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to masturbate while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported. "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road." The crash closed lanes of the highway in both directions as the debris was cleared from the roadway. According to the paper, "The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs." The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation, the paper reported. It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible. That's good stuff right there.

Author:	Rafael [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:44 am ]
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God, I hope he wasn't on Ball Refill. Then he'd have a flipped truck and and huge mess to clean up.

Author:	Gilraen [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:18 pm ]
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I can't be the only one here who laughed out loud when I read "a stiff fine is possible"

Author:	Midgen [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:24 pm ]
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Erm... "Sexual Molestation" of what?

Author:	Ladas [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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Midgen wrote: Erm... "Sexual Molestation" of what? Probably related to continuing to masturbate while being interviewed by the police?

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Author:	Aethien [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:06 pm ]
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Ladas wrote: Midgen wrote: Erm... "Sexual Molestation" of what? Probably related to continuing to masturbate while being interviewed by the police? That's all that I could come up with, too. It was probably a hot Swedish policewoman doing the interrogation.

Author:	Raell [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:14 pm ]
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Rafael wrote: God, I hope he wasn't on Ball Refill. Then he'd have a flipped truck and and huge mess to clean up. I am betting that is what he was hauling in his truck.

Author:	Rafael [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:42 pm ]
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The fact that he was still jerking it while the police were interviewing him sounds like a Dave Attell joke: "The two words you least want to hear while masturbating are, 'You're fired.' And if you do, don't stop because you're on your own time, now."

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