The Glade 4.0

I dreamed I was about to wed Katharine Hepburn (young Kate, like '40s-era Kate)… on the Titanic. I was waiting on the Grand Staircase with Captain Smith as the water flooded the room, and Smith looked around (he was going to officiate) and sadly remarked, "She's not coming." I ran out of the room and up the staircase into…

… a chapel. Bathed in light. And there was Katharine. She turned to me, and smiled, and then looked past me and said, "Is that Tony Bennett?" And sure enough, I turned and saw Tony Bennett walk into the room. He is accompanied by Liza Minnelli ten years older than she is now. He starts singing and we start dancing, first me and Liza and she and Tony, then eventually me and Katharine. And as we dance, the chapel pews fade into a dance floor and more people waltz in from the ether. Among them: Broderick Crawford and Johnny Ramone, who, strangely enough, in my dream looks like Keanu Reeves. The last thing I remember is Keanu Ramone passing out dead drunk on the floor before Katharine and I kiss…

… and then I woke up.

Weirdest midday nap ever.

Anyway, anyone else have any bizarre dreams they'd like to report?

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"There's a family with kids. Do the kids and make the mother watch. Tell her you'll stop if she can hold back her tears. I *owe* her that."
--Grace Margaret Mulligan

"WELL GO GET IT!"
--Malcolm McDowell to me, in what was the most terrifying experience of my life

You can't have her, she's mine!

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I had a very strange dream last night.....

Bunch of people I don't know all staying in the same room, think it was a hotel/casino...next thing I know I'm on my parent's front porch (a house they haven't owned for years, since my mom died and Dad sold it) and my sister is living there...then I'm back in the room and my best friend IRL is there but he doesn't want anything to do with me, because he has a serious decision to make that will be devastating to both of us...then all the diamonds fall out of my wedding ring and as I pick up the one diamond that dropped onto the floor, I wake up...at 5AM!

I hate strange dreams!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"