Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:05 am
Posts: 1111
Location: Phoenix
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1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2. You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
3. You go to buy a toaster oven and they give you a bank.
4. Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are now trading higher than GM.
5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
7. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
8. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
9. The Mafia is laying off judges.
10. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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