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Morning wood or afternoon delight?
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Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:23 am ]
Post subject:  Morning wood or afternoon delight?

Do you like it/enjoy it more/perform better in the AM or PM?

Author:  Talya [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:23 am ]
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Yes.

Author:  Screeling [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:27 am ]
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I don't like morning wood at all. Sometimes I wake up and have to take a leak. If the wife is already awake, I have to wait because she gets irate if she sees me piss in the shower.

Author:  Raell [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:31 am ]
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Talya wrote:
Yes.




This. Any time is a good time.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:58 am ]
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No preference.

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:19 am ]
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I time my mornings pretty close to when I have to leave so I prefer evenings so that there is time to savor.

Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:36 am ]
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I think I'm more aroused in the morning...there's something about sleepy sex that makes it feel so good. Maybe it's because you're so relaxed.

Author:  Lenas [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:46 am ]
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Morning if only for the fact that I wake up stone hard and it's easy to get things done when groggy on autopilot.

Then there's the added benefit of going back to sleep.

Author:  Shelgeyr [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:51 am ]
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Raell wrote:
Talya wrote:
Yes.
This. Any time is a good time.
This, with the following qualifiers:

Hopwin wrote:
evenings [...] time to savor.
Lenas wrote:
Morning [...] stone hard [...] autopilot.

Author:  Jasmy [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:08 pm ]
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Raell wrote:
Talya wrote:
Yes.




This. Any time is a good time.


/agreed

Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:14 pm ]
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Shelgeyr wrote:

Lenas wrote:
Morning [...] stone hard [...] autopilot.


Sounds like a band name.

Author:  Corolinth [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:38 pm ]
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Ever wake up at 2am with a hard-on that's like a **** kickstand, and you can't roll over in the bed?

(Obviously, that one wasn't directed at Kate)

Author:  Müs [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:44 pm ]
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Yes

Author:  Talya [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:46 pm ]
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Ever been woken up at 2AM by an overly optimistic man who has a hard-on like a **** kickstand and thinks that by waking his wife from her peaceful and needed slumber she'll help him deal with it?

Author:  Corolinth [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:49 pm ]
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Selfish *****. This is why marriages fall apart.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:20 pm ]
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Talya wrote:
Ever been woken up at 2AM by an overly optimistic man who has a hard-on like a **** kickstand and thinks that by waking his wife from her peaceful and needed slumber she'll help him deal with it?


Wasn't it you that answered "yes"?

Author:  Talya [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:23 pm ]
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Not to being rudely awoken in the middle of the night...

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 2:07 pm ]
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Talya wrote:
Not to being rudely awoken in the middle of the night...

Is it only rude if he wakes you via repeated proddings in one of the orifices designed for handling such situations?

/edit that sounds more chauvinistic then intended but whatever.

Author:  Aethien [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:08 pm ]
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Screeling wrote:
I don't like morning wood at all. Sometimes I wake up and have to take a leak. If the wife is already awake, I have to wait because she gets irate if she sees me piss in the shower.

A friend of mine used to tell a joke: How do you tell an intellectual? He gets out of the shower to take a piss.

Odd to think that that joke came in handy, eventually. Even odder to think that it has stuck with me for 30 years.

Probably morning wood. Nooners are nice, though, too.

Author:  Lydiaa [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:41 pm ]
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apart from eating and sleeping, any other time is usually appropriate... unless house is on... then I need a position where I could see the puter screen.

Author:  Squirrel Girl [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:57 pm ]
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Lydiaa wrote:
apart from eating and sleeping, any other time is usually appropriate... unless house is on... then I need a position where I could see the puter screen.


...

Author:  Elmarnieh [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:16 pm ]
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Lydiaa wrote:
apart from eating and sleeping, any other time is usually appropriate... unless house is on... then I need a position where I could see the puter screen.



Ahhh doggiestyle while watching Ghostbusters.

Author:  Corolinth [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:02 pm ]
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Reverse cowgirl is probably more comfortable for Lydiaa to watch a full episode of a TV show.

Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:22 pm ]
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FWI--Doing it while watching TV can be fun....but not so much when you let yourself go and accidentally call out the name of one of the actors onscreen which just so happens to be the name of a very recent ex of one of the two of you.

Not that this has every happened to me or anyone I've been with...just sayin...

Author:  Corolinth [ Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:51 pm ]
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I don't know, I wouldn't mind a woman screaming a name shared by one of my exes. None of my ex-girlfriends have had gender-neutral names. I can see how some guys might feel a little unmanly, but I consider a girl screaming, "Oh Sarah! Oh Sarah!" to be useful information.

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