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| Author: | Screeling [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Dumpage |
A list of phrases uttered at work amongst co-workers for the big deuce. Compiled and alphabetized by a co-worker. Some of these have some work-jargon and won't make sense. Add some beef to the stew Analyzing a log dump Answering the call of the wild Auditing your ASSets Baking a hot icicle Baking some brownies Baptising (insert ethnic derogatory here) eggs/larvae Barbarians at the gate Beam down the away team Becoming one with the animal kingdom Big brown man knocking on the back door Birthing the Bilbo Bombing Hiroshima Bombing the Oval Office Building a log cabin Burn a mule Burying an elf Catching up on some reading Captain's Log Chalking the bowl Chopping a log Christening a boat Cleaning the tuba Clean out the hurt locker Coiling a steamer Committing yourself to the dumpatorium Conducting a movement Consulting your ASStrological chart Contaminating the dog dish Cooking a brown carrot Coronating Gluteus Maximus III Crimping off a length Crunching one Curling some pipe Cutting some rope Daily indicator dump Dancing with Duece Bigalog Deuce Noodle Dirty birth "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap" Disemfibering Do the doo Doing your paperwork Dookin it out Downloading some brownware Drilling for mud bunnies Dropping a brown trout Dropping a chocolate cobra Dropping a Stink Pickle Dropping a stool Dropping anchor Dropping the chalupa Dropping the cosby kids off at the pool Dropping the kids off at the pool/lake Dropping your ordinance Drowning the kittens Dumping a stump Dumping an organic depth charge Enjoying a meatball sandwich Evict the Hobbit Exploring the watery cave Exporting a cigar to Cuba Feeding the fish Feeding the pets Feeding the refugees Fighting the rat Filling the peanut butter jar Firing the cannon Flagging down the anus vendor Floating one for the Gipper Foraging for dungleberries Forcing the duck to quack Full moon over troubled waters Getting down and dirty Giving the hemmies some breathing room Goin' fecen Greeting Mr. Hankey Growing a tail Hanging a grogan Hatching a new boss Helping the groundhog find his shadow Hitting a double Honking out a dirt snake Inspecting the facilities Introducing the toilet to the bald man with the cigar Jettisoning the alien Kenny Loggins Launch the Armada Launching a butt shuttle Launching a corn canoe Launching a scud Launching a torpedo Launching an *** rocket Launching the fudge sub "Lay seige to the kingdom, from the throne" Let my people go Letting off a corn rocket Letting the dog out Log out Logging out Losing some weight the quick way Make a deposit to Mother Earth Making a core dump Making a delivery Making a deposit at the porcelain bank Making a grunt sculpture Making a log entry Making a Minnesota hand warmer Making room for lunch Making some butt coffee Making some fertilizer Making some trouser chili Manufacturing a three-coil steamer Measuring the depths of the water below Microwaving a dachsund Mooning the Tidy Bowl Man Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages Offloading some freight Painting the bowl Parking your breakfast Passing a load of coal down the chute Paving the Hershey highway Paying the plumber Peeling the wallpaper Pinching a crusty roll Planting a steaming bouquet of brown roses Planting some corn Playing craps Playing with Winnie the Poo Polluting the pond Popping some corn Praying to Buddha Punching a grumpy Punishing the porcelain Putting fruit in the bowl Quaking the porcelain Releasing the demons Releasing the hounds Removing a butt tampon Reversing a Ho-Ho Riding the ceramic carthorse Riding the hoop Ringing the church bells (Dung! Dung!) Ripping a duece Rolling a nut log Scaring up a tater Seeing the Brown eel Seeking revenge for the Brown Bomber Sending a message to the White House Sending Fidel a love letter Shoot one through the hoop Shooting a mudshark Singing with Michael Bolton Sinking the Bismark Snapping a log Spray and wipe Squat and clench Squeezing a coily Squeezing off a few rounds Squeezing one out Squeezing the butt mustard Staining the porcelain Steaming a coilie Steaming a steamie Stocking the pond with brown trout Studying at the library Tainting the cloth Taking a conference call with the junior senator from Brownsylvania. Taking a steamer Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl Taking the kids to the waterslide Testing the plumbing Throwing a couple more flush puppies in the deep fryer. Time Log Torqueing a moon-fish Training a (insert ethnic derogatory here) to jump through the hoop Unleashing the holy leviathan Updating the Captain's log Vacating the premises Watching a dolphin splash Wrestling a brown corn-belly snake Yanking the worm out of the hole Yodeling in the canyon |
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| Author: | Talya [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:37 am ] |
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You may have an unhealthy scatalogical fixation. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:43 am ] |
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Is there such a thing as a healthy scatological fixation? |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:45 am ] |
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brown corn belly snake? |
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| Author: | Lonedar [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:56 am ] |
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I think it's safe to say, you and your coworkers think about poop more than me and mine. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:03 pm ] |
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This list represents a couple year's worth of work. |
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| Author: | Lonedar [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:05 pm ] |
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Screeling wrote: This list represents a couple year's worth of "work." Fixed. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:06 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: Is there such a thing as a healthy scatological fixation? Probably not. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:29 pm ] |
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Lonedar wrote: Screeling wrote: This list represents a couple year's worth of "work." Fixed. True. If you think of deucing as work, you can't really enjoy it, can you? |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:33 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: You may have an unhealthy scatalogical fixation. Talya wrote: FarSky wrote: Is there such a thing as a healthy scatological fixation? Probably not. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:07 pm ] |
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I can honestly say I've never had a conversation about such things with any co-worker... ever... :-/ |
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| Author: | Aizle [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:45 pm ] |
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Midgen wrote: I can honestly say I've never had a conversation about such things with any co-worker... ever... :-/ This. |
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| Author: | Lonedar [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 2:58 pm ] |
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Aizle wrote: Midgen wrote: I can honestly say I've never had a conversation about such things with any co-worker... ever... :-/ This. I also. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:51 pm ] |
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4th-ed |
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| Author: | Müs [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:01 pm ] |
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5thed. |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:17 pm ] |
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This thread reminds me of The **** List. |
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| Author: | Darkroland [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dumpage |
Everyone does it. Most people try to ignore it. Good people joke about it. Great list! |
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