The Glade 4.0

So I was in the grocery store with my wife yesterday and while my wife was at the salad bar picking up some items, I was off in the pastry area (not a big pastry fan, but my wife is and I thought maybe I could get something for her).

All of a sudden this woman cop (without a wedding band) comes up to me and starts making really friendly conversation. Like, really friendly conversation. I personally would say she was flirting, but who knows. All I know is I chose my words very carefully and was sure not to reciprocate any flirtatious signals.

It got me thinking though, that if I was single I'd probably be all for that. Women in uniform is a major turn-on for me. But then a super scary thought crossed my mind....

What if I was dating a cop and she turned out to be like some of the psycho girls of my past, especially after a break-up?

Wow. That thought chilled me to the bone.

A cop has the power to completely and totally ruin an f*** up your life. You couldn't hide from them. Oh, what's that planted in your apartment? Is this an illicit substance? Oh, no your honor, you should totally take my word over the decorated cop's.

Yikes.





The sex would totally be worth it though.

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No, no it wouldn't.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

I don't think that would work very well since your defense attorney could pretty easily point out that "hey, they were dating and how come she only noticed this AFTER they broke up?"

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