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| Author: | Foamy [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ninjas Vs. Pirates - solved! (NSFW any more) |
Through my extensive research, I have concluded that Pirates are indeed awesomer than Ninjas. My testing has included the use of Scribblenauts and the sandbox intro mode. While standing a safe distance away wearing my shades and robe and wielding a lasersword for protection, I dropped a Ninja and a Pirate into the world. The pirate dispatched the Ninja 90% of the time. Each experiment was done with a freshly drawn Ninja and Pirate so the wounds did not carry over from their previous battles. My work here is done. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:57 am ] |
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Did you inform the ninja before the drop that they were to eliminate the pirate? Ninjas kill only when ordered to do so. Their lives belong to their master and should he decide to expend them to prove a point, they obey, mostly. Pirates, on the other non-hooked hand, are so socially degenerate, they will kill their own mates to advance in line to the privy. I suspect your study is flawed. |
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| Author: | Aegnor [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:49 pm ] |
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Yeah, and pirates are so stupid that they sometimes attack French warships thinking they are cargo ships and get thier a$$ kicked. |
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| Author: | Lenas [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:07 pm ] |
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Study is flawed. If said ninja were real, he wouldn't be confined by the DS and would promptly chop your head off before the pirate could even hit the ground. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:15 pm ] |
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Aegnor wrote: Yeah, and pirates are so stupid that they sometimes attack French warships thinking they are cargo ships and get thier a$$ kicked. I think the most damning condemnation of pirates is that they got their asses kicked by the French. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:54 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: Aegnor wrote: Yeah, and pirates are so stupid that they sometimes attack French warships thinking they are cargo ships and get thier a$$ kicked. I think the most damning condemnation of pirates is that they got their asses kicked by the French. Somali Pirates aren't real pirates! They're pretenders! |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:42 pm ] |
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While I make no commentary on the conclusion of your study, Foamy, I feel obligated to point out that your methodology is flawed. The notion of drawing (thus, "scribbling") a ninja is anathema. How can you draw that which you cannot see? It follows, logically, that any ninja that is thus portrayed in illustration or photography is not, in truth, a ninja, but merely a fanciful interpretation of what a ninja is assumed to be. A pretender. A farce, if you will. It should not surprise you that such an imitation, with no vetting or credentials whatsoever, should fare poorly in combat with a pirate. |
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| Author: | Rafael [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:25 pm ] |
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Kaffis Mark V wrote: The notion of drawing (thus, "scribbling") a ninja is anathema. How can you draw that which you cannot see? It follows, logically, that any ninja that is thus portrayed in illustration or photography is not, in truth, a ninja, but merely a fanciful interpretation of what a ninja is assumed to be. A pretender. A farce, if you will. It should not surprise you that such an imitation, with no vetting or credentials whatsoever, should fare poorly in combat with a pirate. lol This is pretty sound. Also, Lumberjacks would destroy either Pirates or Ninjas. As evidence, I present the Denny's Lumberjack Grand Slam. If you eat one of these, you will feel the pain of a dull axe being swung a cleaving blow to your gut. And Lumberjacks eat this **** every day for breakfast. It speaks volumes about their fortitude. Plus, many Lumberjacks practice Combat Sambo and fight Grizzly Bears for sport. Or maybe that's Zangief. I can't be bothered to look it up. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:30 pm ] |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:34 pm ] |
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Rodahn, we'll have to take that captive back to headquarters, for questioning, yeah, for questioning. Subdue and disarm her. A ninja in heels? |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:53 pm ] |
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/agree And they are . . . stiletto heels (get it? stiletto? ninja?) |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:31 pm ] |
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Rafael wrote: Kaffis Mark V wrote: The notion of drawing (thus, "scribbling") a ninja is anathema. How can you draw that which you cannot see? It follows, logically, that any ninja that is thus portrayed in illustration or photography is not, in truth, a ninja, but merely a fanciful interpretation of what a ninja is assumed to be. A pretender. A farce, if you will. It should not surprise you that such an imitation, with no vetting or credentials whatsoever, should fare poorly in combat with a pirate. lol This is pretty sound. Also, Lumberjacks would destroy either Pirates or Ninjas. As evidence, I present the Denny's Lumberjack Grand Slam. If you eat one of these, you will feel the pain of a dull axe being swung a cleaving blow to your gut. And Lumberjacks eat this **** every day for breakfast. It speaks volumes about their fortitude. Plus, many Lumberjacks practice Combat Sambo and fight Grizzly Bears for sport. Or maybe that's Zangief. I can't be bothered to look it up. As a counter-argument... [youtube]5zey8567bcg[/youtube] |
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| Author: | Rafael [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:51 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: As a counter-argument... [youtube]5zey8567bcg[/youtube] Since you won't bother constructing an actual point, I'll just you you read Kaffis' words and you can replace the word "Ninja" with "Lumberjack" and create the correct words for yourself. In fact, please don't share your whatever you come up with, we don't have any room left on the refridgerator. (We do, but we just tell him there isn't any) Quote: The notion of drawing (thus, "scribbling") a ninja is anathema. How can you draw that which you cannot see? It follows, logically, that any ninja that is thus portrayed in illustration or photography is not, in truth, a ninja, but merely a fanciful interpretation of what a ninja is assumed to be. A pretender. A farce, if you will.
It should not surprise you that such an imitation, with no vetting or credentials whatsoever, should fare poorly in combat with a pirate. |
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| Author: | Loki [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninjas Vs. Pirates - solved! |
Yarr! Spoiler: |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:39 pm ] |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:10 am ] |
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Hot Pirate Babes (.com) NSFW: Spoiler: |
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| Author: | Müs [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:43 am ] |
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The ninja bias here is deafening. I blame the blatant East Wing Media for this. Clearly, lusty pirate wenches > *. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninjas Vs. Pirates - solved! |
PIRATES Your cause has no chance against opponents like these: (NWS) Spoiler: Spoiler:  Spoiler:  
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:33 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: Aegnor wrote: Yeah, and pirates are so stupid that they sometimes attack French warships thinking they are cargo ships and get thier a$$ kicked. I think the most damning condemnation of pirates is that they got their asses kicked by the French. Yes, and if it weren't for the French you'd be speaking Cherokee right now. 18th century France != 21st Century France. The more you knooooooow..... Edit: Ah, you speak of Somali pirates. Not the same thing. |
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| Author: | Rafael [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:27 am ] |
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Someone should probably mark this thread NSFW in the title. |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:28 am ] |
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/agree |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:58 am ] |
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Done. |
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| Author: | Noggel [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninjas Vs. Pirates - solved! (NSFW any more) |
I'm pretty sure this thread has shown that in the endless cosmic struggle between pirates and ninjas, the winner is... us. |
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| Author: | Diamondeye [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:35 pm ] |
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Claiming Somali pirates qualify as pirates obligates the ninja side to accept Steven Segal, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Vin Diesel, and the Kung Fu Panda as ninjas. |
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| Author: | Darkroland [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ninjas Vs. Pirates - solved! (NSFW any more) |
Noggel wrote: I'm pretty sure this thread has shown that in the endless cosmic struggle between pirates and ninjas, the winner is... us. True and win. |
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